A size 1 opin.

Whatever ya say, babe.

Yeah, same with crocodiles.

Thank you for this deep insight.

Tubby Custard.

Phew, he had a narrow escape there, then.

This is the correct course of action, not a fess.

One day, actually liking your job will be a fess.

A good place for fessworthy nights out.

Turned out nice again.

Stupid, but I like it.

None. None of the above.

Newsflash: You don't have to do it in a bed.

Knickers to award shows 🥱

Obviously you weren't hired for your problem-solving abilities.

Try 'We are the Diddymen' instead?

Yeah, the freedom is good. Wouldn't say that doing what you want to do is a fess, though.

Rewrite please.

'If they can put a man on the Moon, you can lend me a tenner' as we used to say to each other.

I'm from the UK and there were no girls at my school.

Please don't remind me of playing lacrosse in the freezing cold.

Sounds like a poor man's Wasp Factory.

Yeah but even if she offered you sex on a plate, you probably wouldn't realise, so best not to bother, eh?

Yes, the hens would certainly take the new supermarket rules into account whilst they were laying.

Gorgeous. They're always gorgeous.