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#ArtemisIi #Splashdown

How many couches did he bring?

Salah with the assist! Szoboszlai with the goal!

Salah leads the league in goals and assists. Pay the man!

#LFC #YNWA #MCvLIV

kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage . Alt: Kermit the frog is dancing wildly in front of a red curtain on a stage.

Wonderfully worked corner. And it had to be Mo!

#MCvLIV #YNWA #LFC

Pour one out for Tyler Adams’ nuts. Oof.

#LFC #You’llNeverWalkAgain #Bournemouth

Mo Salah. Joyous.

#LFC #YNWA

a cartoon of spongebob and patrick standing on a wooden floor Alt: a cartoon of spongebob and patrick standing on a wooden floor.

Shee-it! That was close.

#LFC #YNWA

No doubt! Mo Salah from the spot.

I’m begging you Liverpool, sign him for at least one more season.

#LFC #YNWA

a group of cartoon characters are standing together with their mouths wide open Alt: A clip from the Simpsons where children stand mouth agape as one child says, “Stop. Stop. He’s already dead.”

#LFC #YNWA

Gakpo! 3 - 0 Liverpool.

Forest is losing. Arsenal is drawn and down to 10 men.

Just what the doctor ordered.

#LFC #YNWA

“Mohamed Salah, a gift from Allah.

He came from Roma to Liverpool.

He's always scoring, it's almost boring.

So please don't take Mohamed away."

Pay him!

#LFC #YNWA

Szoboszlai! Hell to the yes!

I’m sure Ipswich is a lovely town, but let’s go ahead run roughshod over these guys. I don’t need a nail biter today.

#LFC #YNWA

Absolutely stunning

A baby rainbow tripod fish near Cozumel, Mexico. Adult tripod fish are found at depths of up to 4,720 m (15,486 ft), while juveniles inhabit surface waters and gradually descend as they mature. ✨💜✨💙✨💜✨

📽: Frida Yolotzin

Photo portrait of Charles Darwin. Dude has a door long, white beard.

Darwin! Darwin! Darwin!

#LFC #YNWA

Unless they have a time machine I don’t think it matters who they roll out. They are putting on a disasterclass.

Savor the time we have to watch Mo Salah play football. Joyous.

#LFC #YNWA

The answer is yes. 3 - 0 Liverpool!

My god! Is Salah actually better than he was five years ago?

#LFC #YNWA

So much class. Mo Salah! Drive a dump truck full of money to his house.

#LFC #YNWA

So beautiful from Gakpo. Poetry.

#LFC #YNWA

The future we’ve all been waiting for where a software update can disable your transportation.

“I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a schoolboy. I am as giddy as a drunken man. A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world. Hallo here! Whoop! Hallo!” -Ebenezer Scrooge

#MerryChristmas

"You come at the king, you best not miss" 👑

in 2044 they invent a pill that purges your body of microplastics. You take it and then a week later you spend an hour on the toilet and shit out a GI Joe

a pixel art illustration of a soccer player with a beard standing on a field . Alt: A pixel art illustration of Mo Salah standing on a field .

He wasn’t going to miss that one!

Stay humble Man City.

#LFC #YNWA

Mo to Gakpo! Brilliant from the Egyptian King. And Gakpo making the run. Hell yes!

#LFC #YNWA

Endo is on. Put this one in the bank.

#LFC #YNWA

a soccer player with the number 11 on his jersey Alt: Mo Salah running to the corner miming shooting arrows.

Yes! Doesn’t have to be pretty. Just win baby.

#LFC ##YNWA

Bedroom with a tree branch busted through the ceiling.

Well. Shit.

#fml