But there's a weight limit on the transport planes.

They replaced Dumb with Just as Dumb if not Dumber

The most opaque transparent administration ever!

What? Joe Rogan thinks?

Rich, coming from the least gifted secretary of homeland security.

Head up his ass?

We stand against beard shaving. We're not against shaving the beard.

I want to play poker with the tall guy in the back. He knows it's BS and can't handle it.

Back row Bovino

"Stupid man doesn't realize the test is to see how stupid he is."

Gym Jordan is like a 2 year old debating Brian Cox, except the 2 year old is more intelligent than Gym.

Those people are such wimpy losers, they need 40 people to restrain 1 person.

Everything can be a poison in massive dosages. Even water.

NUTLICK

I agree. It's not suggesting at all. It's screaming as loud as it can.

Give the toddler a juice box so he'll shut up.

So people are being weirdos and shaking the back of his hand? Constantly? Even when he's sleeping, which is basically constantly. Something does add up, Lyin Leavitt.

The pause before, "...but you did."

Who's the sole woman already regretting her life choices?

Or brains

Photo of Bill Murray as the assistant groundskeeper in Caddyshack.

I'm noticing a resemblance in the face, though Carl Spackler is more intelligent, well-spoken, and pleasant (except to gophers, of course).

What happened to the Native Americans? Should we ask our early forefathers about that?

Wait, don't Conservatives hate Communism? Rut-roh.

An endorsement from Drumpf is the kiss of death for a candidate.

Ooh, anyone have a time machine?

Same same same

Is there such a thing as a not-so-great legal scholar? The scholar word is throwing me off.

No wonder their stock is tanking

She is awesome

You mean one thousand pedophile protectors.