PSA to all VIC drivers when there's a parked car in your lane. Flooring it so that your car is a bees dick in front of mine doesn't give you right of way and you don't get to be pissy when I don't let you in. Read the road rules and stop being a cunt.

Some one said "hobby horse" near me as the clock struck midnight on NYE. Now my entire instagram feed is just hobby horsing.
The curses are starting early this year.

I get that the 15th Doctor is more open/emotional and thats great. But does he really have to cry 4 times an episode? Surely theres better ways of doing this

I cannot overstate the restorative powers of an IKEA big breakfast after a big night out

IKEA fucks