They can shoot the virus particles with guns, like manly men.

Raise your hand if you've ever marveled at the perfect job you did crimping or soldering a PL-259 connector on coax only to discover you've forgotten to put the coupling ring on the cable first. ✋

"ACAB includes Scotch tape" - that tick, probably

I'd be pretty happy if Apple just brought back the iPod Classic.

I didn't forget to take my diuretic this morning, I just heard that fat ankles are a thing. Sheesh.

Met my wife of 10 years on OK Cupid. It can work, but it was hard even back then. Best of luck to you.

OMG was that you? Sorry. 💩💩💩

It happens to a lot of guys when they get older. There are drugs for that now. No shame in it.

Jon Batiste is a national treasure.

Like grandma used to say, feed a fever, starve a tumor. (I might be misremembering)

Album Of The Day Melodrama by Lorde

Melodrama by Lorde - 2/5

Boring pop music. Not my jam.

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Album Of The Day Shake Your Money Maker by The Black Crowes

Shake Your Money Maker by The Black Crowes - 4/5

Really good album. Heavy guitar, good bass. And got to learn that some of the lyrics I thought I knew were wrong. Fun!

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Album Of The Day Tical by Method Man

Tical by Method Man - 4/5

Still not my kind of music, but the rhyming is pretty good.

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Album Of The Day Crocodiles by Echo And The Bunnymen

Crocodiles by Echo and the Bunnymen - 4/5

I think I only ever had the compilation album "Songs to Learn and Sing" back in the day, so I probably haven't heard this many tracks from Echo and the Bunnymen b4 today, but this is a solid album and I enjoyed it.

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Album Of The Day Blue by Joni Mitchell

I get that she's an important singer/songwriter, that she's beloved by many, but I've always felt like her music is some kind of Candid Camera hoax that the world is playing on me.

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Blue by Joni Mitchell - 1/5

Joni Mitchell is one of those artists that I feel like I'm *supposed* to like, but I just don't. Her voice is like fingernails on the chalkboard to me.

Album Of The Day Jack Takes the Floor by Ramblin' Jack Elliott

Jack Takes the Floor by Ramblin' Jack Elliott - 4/5

What a fun album. I’d never heard of him, but I was familiar with Woody Guthrie and this is the same style (in fact, they were friends and played together). Loved it. Found it on YouTube.

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Album Of The Day xx by The xx

XX by The XX - 3/5

I’d never heard of this band before today. I rather enjoyed it. Kind of dark and brooding.

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Album Of The Day The Stone Roses by The Stone Roses

The Stone Roses by The Stone Roses - 2/5

While I like Waterfall, the rest of the album falls flat for me. A couple of the tracks were downright awful. Maybe I'm missing something.

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Album Of The Day The Colour Of Spring by Talk Talk

The Colour Of Spring by Talk Talk - 2/5

This album is… boring. It’s not offensive, it’s not awful, it’s just boring. It seems very repetitive, and the songs all sound the same to me.

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Album Of The Day Tusk by Fleetwood Mac

Tusk by Fleetwood Mac - 4/5

I’ve always really liked this album. It’s not Rumours, but it’s great in its own right.

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Pretty journal. I started journaling last year and have gotten pretty serious about it. It's why I'm hardly on here anymore. I love the 5 year format (I do that and a longer form journal) so you can look back on how you felt in previous years. Good luck!

Album Of The Day Olympia 64 by Jacques Brel

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Olympia 64 (Live) by Jacques Brel - 3/5

While listening to this album I had a strong desire to don a beret, smoke a cigarette and be condescending to an American. Jokes aside, it was a fun album that I never would have heard if not for this 1001 Albums thing. 1960's French pop. Who knew?

Some prankster should really color-match and color in exactly half of a second star to really drive the point home. :)

Album Of The Day People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm by A Tribe Called Quest

Plus, the samples are all from songs that I know and like.

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People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm by
A Tribe Called Quest - 3/5

One thing I've learned from 1001 Albums is that I like hip hop a whole lot more than rap. The beats are good, the rhymes are fun, and although this kind of music just isn't really up my alley, I appreciate the art.

Album Of The Day Sincere by Mj Cole

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Album Of The Day Sincere by Mj Cole

Sincere by Mj Cole - 1/5

This song takes me back to the countless hours I will never get back sitting in the cuck chair under a hot light at Lane Bryant, waiting for my wife to try on clothes, wanting to GTFO. Repetitive beats and lyrics that must appeal to someone, but certainly not me.

Album Of The Day Clube Da Esquina by Milton Nascimento

Clube Da Esquina by Milton Nascimento, Lô Borges - 2/5

Decent album. A nice change from all of the rap I’ve been listening to. Not really my jam, but it was fine.

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