YES

I will look into it. Got cut off in the middle of season 3! 😩

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

the audacity of Giant Eagle to ask me if I'd like to donate after charging me $9 for a bag of lemons

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

'the baseball bat I'm raising to come smash all your windows with'

😒

YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)

immediate castration: the man who howled, 'ooh, bitch, I can smell that sweet pussy from here!' a) at 6 am, and b) from two streets away

honorable mention: ten or so years ago, 'look at her go, work it, Lady Thicknesse!' followed by a wolf whistle

I'm not advocating catcalling, but on the scale of 'immediate castration' to 'stern admonishment,' the creativity and poetics of something like, 'damn, Carrot Top, you got a fine behind!' does make me rule toward leniency

when a video game forces me to do horse racing to progress the story

I mean listen, it's still hilarious

that's last week's news, baby!

also unfortunately, he's a MAGA / racist / anti-immigration / etc turd, so it dulls the shine of the admittedly hilarious victory

I missed an opportunity to say 'the creach doth encroach.' shame on me.

just overheard two researchers out in the hallway: 'okay, brother, let's get this day started!' 'yeah, time to get to work!'

it's 12:45 pm??

funny to see this two days after finishing Annihilation

Chicken-footed Hare

This hare has chicken feet and nothing else

A photo showing the American Robin and its scientific name Turdus migratorius. Referencing the US fish and wildlife service

Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata

American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one

went back in time to introduce a Victorian child to pizza but instead they got me hooked on some kind of embalming fluid they were all doing. these kids are fucked up

Nothing says “we are liberating you from a bad regime to give you a better life” like bombing desalination plants and oil refineries

except for the last one these should all be bluesky merch

johnny from the donut shop might be a stand-up guy, but you shouldn't plop him in the cockpit of a 747 without the proper training + experience

saying someone isn't qualified to run a federal agency isn't saying they lack moral backbone, smarts, common sense, compassion. it's saying they're not qualified to lead a federal agency.

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

the kids might not be alright, roger

stood behind a modest gaggle of children today (middle school-aged, boys) who were excitedly discussing their plans for an epstein island-themed D&D campaign

greatest headline of my adult life

lol, Will Stancil making an imbecile of himself in public, must be a day that ends in 'y'

wholly endorse! and it doesn't need to be a crazy expensive one! mine was like $45 on <shudder> Amazon

what— and I cannot stress this enough— the fuck

I mean, at this point