Before you can have your True doctor's appointment with a new doctor, you need to have the False doctor's appointment where u get told to wait 6 weeks and have to pay 400 dollars

Lowkey was having a not so great day/last week and Aetheral Space cheered me right up. Big shout out to the written word 🙏

'But what about mystery dungeon?'

They also have towns and businesses and shops and dreams and stuff, they're usually fighting pokemon that are panicking about natural disasters or under extenuating circumstance. They're not like battle junkies

you know, there's a lotta propaganda in the pokemon universe about how 'no, pokemon actually love to battle!''

Notice how in the game where the humans are gone, the pokemon just want to hang out with each other and build towns in shit.

This whole eating healthy thing is waaaaay easier when you have a rice cooker

I think there's something truly special about comics. I want to be a person who can create that kind of art

Babe, I love you so much, I'd subject myself to a doomed time loop to try and save you as many times as it takes

Sometimes I open the app and throw terrible openers I know nobody could possibly enjoy just because they make me smile. Sometimes I tell beautiful men and women that they have aura.

I rap so sick they call me phlegminem

"This will help you recover after your training. It also heals the sick. You can even select your favorite color..."

If you think about it, gatorade is basically a potion

People are always talking about old wives tales, but honestly in the age of reboots I think it's time for a sequel series. It's time for new wives tales

My creative peak was when my buddy and I were brainstorming Kojima character names and I came up with "Mormon Topdollar"

SCP-682 is Mahoraga for people who like rhe X Files

Side note one of the funniest parts of the Bible is when Satan ragebaits God into ruining a guy's life to prove a point

We got a serious problem with gen X blasting their phone out loud at full volume without headphones like come on y'all

Someone teach me how to curate my feed to get the viral funny posts, twitter is donezo

Let me take you to Applebee's and we can let the Dwayne Johnson Margaritas do the talking...

We've had him do work for our channel and for another private collaborative writing project I run on another server. His turnaround time is great and his art really makes a character come to life. Can't recommend him enough! (Also it'd mean the world to him he doesn't shut up about Adam Warlock)

Sometimes you put your heart on the line and you get hurt big time. But the important thing is that you don't stop trying.

Weezer cover band made up of old dudes called Geezer

Its not a guy but tan wrote one I forgor the number for but its like an afterlife you can get by random chance on a really tiny percentage where ur just lost in the woods for eternity and its weird denizens decide to either do nice things or torture you at seemingly random intervals for no reason

Shout out to toad king and peppers ghost for the spectacular list. I couldn't remember who everyone I interacted with was so just like this or comment and I'll follow back the GOATS

In a perfect world, men like me would not exist

But this is NOT a perfect world

13 days until tattoo barring another reschedule. I'm excited!!!

Fun fact it actually does get better y'all

Me: ahh, I really should make something. I need to save money...

The Greed of a Beast: why don't we Doordash a gyro or two?

My cat from earlier this morning

You should send this to them it's sick as hell

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