This game was far better than it had any right to be.

Press cutting Lancashire Telegraph, 20 April 2008: Shepherd's pie recipe rumpus. Subhead: Petrol bomb threat in tomato topping row. By ANDREW BELLARD A dispute over the contents of a shepherd's pie proved to be a recipe for brotherly disharmony. Blackburn magistrates heard that John Garvin thought that the pie his brother Michael made should have been topped with tomatoes but Michael disagreed. The upshot was that John, who was hit over the head with a shovel, reacted by threatening to petrol bomb his brother's flat. And he ended up spending a night in custody to allow tempers to cool. John Garvin, 47, of Montague Street, admitted a breach of the peace and was bound over in £100 to keep the peace for 12 months. Catherine Allan, prosecuting, said the brothers lived in separate flats next to each other. On the day of the culinary dispute they had been drinking together since 7am. "The argument started because there were no tomatoes on the shepherds pie that Michael made for tea and John thought this was wrong," said Miss Allan. John called his brother an offensive name and then said he was going to petrol bomb his flat. "Michael was concerned by this threat because on a previous occasion John had started a fire in his own flat," said Miss Allan. Liz Parker, defending, said her client did not accept making a remark about petrol bombing his brother's flat. "He does say that his brother hit him over the head with a shovel and it is very clear there was a lot of trouble over nothing," she added. (The article has a pullout quote which says “It is very clear there was a lot of trouble over nothing” - LIZ PARKER in large letters) District Judge Peter Ward, who imposed the bind over, asked in court: "You can make shepherd's pie without tomatoes can't you?" But 'legal' opinion at Blackburn magistrates, where the issue became quite a talking point, was divided. A female defence solicitor said it should be made with lamb and topped with sliced tomatoes and that a pie made with b…

And lo, it came to pass that the 18th anniversary of the greatest local news story ever told came upon us, and we were sore amazed

#deer

let me know if you need a model 😘

🇰🇭 Cambodia unveils statue for mine-sniffing hero rat

Cambodia unveils a statue of the landmine-hunting rat, Magawa, the only rat ever awarded the PDSA Gold Medal for animal bravery.

Happy happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes day 🐭

This is what #LVFC felt like.

Thank y’all for a wonderful time!

i like how fantasy card games are like this

Only one of these cards give me dread

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

I'm glad Champions doesn't have game chat, but I do wish I would tell player DirtyMarxist that their name slaps and so did their team.

Bad news After 36 years, the garage fridge finally died. Been through a lot together. Outlasted 3 trucks, 2 wives. Went out quiet, like a cowboy. Must've kept 10,000 beers cold. Thinking about giving it a proper funeral

"Must've kept 10,000 beers cold"

Holy shit this is awesome!

Nice.

I just tried to "up dog" my seven year old nephew.

"hey, do you have up dog?"

Him: "Yeah!" And runs off to his room.

He comes back with a toy: the dog from "Up".

"it's the Up Dog"

Damn he got me

Cold take: I miss when programs let you choose how they worked.

MSN messenger let you hide or disable basically any function, meanwhile Telegram keeps yapping about its in-line textbox AI, and YouTube keeps putting more "playables" in my home feed and auto-playing shorts on open.

It is once again time

"wow this drawing is going really well, I'm liking how it's coming out."

the eye: >:3c sure would be a shame if it got fucked up

One Piece Drawover of Quinn holding a trans flag keeping it from falling

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!
Think its a fitting day to post one of my favorite drawovers :3

I would like you to know that a copy of this zine lives in the filing cabinet at the library I work at.
Part of my job is making sure no-one gets frustrated or afraid of the printers because they can smell it and they *will* capitalise on it.

pokopia meme in pokopia logo except text says so much fucking volcanic ash in colorful letters over a pokopia town credit to NoNefariousness2144 posted on r/pokopia

we are bonded through our suffering

genuinely fascinating that we’ve hit a point where the full monetization of the internet and ai bot takeover has led to a majority of people wanting tech minimalism

a four panel comic showing a wolf girl character with long,wavy hair wearing a baggy t-shirt and joggers. in the first panel she's stood up with forward posture, a backpack sliding off one shoulder and a tired expression on her face. in the second panel she's climbing into bed, still looking tired. in the third panel she's curled up in bed, asleep. in the fourth and final panel she has transformed into a wolf plushie.

how it feels to have a nap, tbqh

"bro is this fetish art 😭" anything and everything you will ever interact with is someone's fetish. someone wants to fuck clouds. someone's horniest thought is to be a branch on a tree. someone's going to fuck a salt shaker. someone wants to fuck math. someone did. his name was albert einstein

pouring one out in the barrens chat for chuck norris

Image of Jacob Wysocki screaming with poorly edited text that says "you are AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL."

YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVORITE THINGS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW BAD AND ITS OK. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN TRY DIFFERENT MEDIUMS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVES FUCKING NASTY. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WI

ppl who still commission their favourite artists even in this era where everyone is broke and genAI is being pushed on us at every opportunity—you are appreciated more than words can express!!!