@zapjackson.bsky.social nailed it

If I see one more person telling us federal workers and military families to “enjoy” our “free vacation,” I’m going to implode. 🤬

UO should add an offal restaurant to Autzen Stadium and call it Mighty Organ.

Welcome to Monday in the Nations Capital:

The Supreme Court is in session but the rest of the government is not.

The House is in recess because why would they be here to deal with a crisis.

Members of Congress get paid but those who guard the building don’t, yet have to work.

Make it make sense

The necromancer spews lies. Do not believe her pronouncements. Carry a sharp sword and remember that fear is also a weapon. And when the demon emerges from the hellmouth, strike but once, bold and true -- you may not get another opportunity.

Me to me right now

One more thing — joy, love and doing things for no discernible reward are radical acts these days. Do them often.

Fifty-one of the 85 Federalist papers were written by a guy born in Nevis.

It’s the guns period.

"Violence is never the answer!"
Historians: [laugh nervously]

She's so wise

Picture of my car stereo monitor showing the temperature in SW Washington at 3:49 pm was 103.

“Of course I should move to western Washington,” he once thought. “The Pacific Northwest has such temperate summers, it never goes over 90 there!” 😡😤😢

This breaks my heart but you're so right

He's there to catch stray cannonballs

I am getting my MS in historic Preservation because I am going to be employed for YEARS undoing the damage this man is doing

Not even in the top 500 most impeachable things that Trump has done in office, but I can't get over how he's defacing monuments to republican virtue in order to turn them into symbols of decadent personalism. Caligula-ass government.

show me a diagram of the first 12 presidents of the united states with an image of their face and their name under the image (D ~ image2.png @®aa ac @ 4 eS za eA a a 2 : x = Gearge John Adams Thomasen 4 Washingion 1887—1801 Jefferson a James John Quincy Andrew 5 Monroe Adama Jackson = 1825—1829 1829—1837 = i ba , % 4 I Ne, N& iy William Henry John Zachary Harrtson Tyler Tavlor 1841 1841-1845 1849—1850

show me a diagram of the past 12 Presidents of the United States with an image of their face and their name under the image Image created (D ~ image.png @aa a ac ®@ Elsle| = — aay ee Richard Gerald R. Ror J y/ eg Harry S. Dwight D. Jehn E. Truman Eisennower Kennedy oOsS j / Y P yi: Ve Mees. 1) \ , \ y Richard Gerald R. Ronald Nixon Ford Reagan h mS ‘ ae George H. George W. George W. Bush Bush Bush

500 billion dollars and the robot can't even count to twelve

I understood AI better when someone explained that LLM basically means "how have the world's biggest dipshits typically answered this question"

*capitol, my mailing address is technically the capital

I live 15 minutes away from the state capital

For reference, this is my backyard. The ground cover is all blackberry.

Idiot holding pint of blackberries at the store.

Idiot Buys Blackberries at the Store: tinyurl.com/bde2d4ft

People sometimes tell me I’m too critical of gAI and shouldn’t be because it’s uses for disabled people, but it’s because I’m cognitively disabled that I value every single bit of the human experience; as much as I can get of it, I’m hungry for

I think about America's first vaccine mandate A LOT

Have never considered purchasing a firearm, but the deer have eaten all of my gladioli so anyway I guess people can change.

And just a reminder for those who don't know: Arlington was established as a national cemetery for the US dead, killed by Confederate traitors, so that Robert E Lee would never be able to return to his home in peace.

A monument to Confederates there is a direct insult to our nation.

Years ago, I started (but never finished) a project on police corruption. One thing I discovered in the research is that a college education is a solid (tho imperfect) preventive measure.

There are a lot of other factors, but I would bet that ICE is almost certainly implementing worst practices.

Today in "CEOs are sociopaths"

@bdproctor.bsky.social !!!!! Two geniuses, etc

Me listening to "Chains & Whips" for the 488583727th time