Darth Vladar

Marty McFly’s nemesis Biff of course hailing from Delaware County

Oof madonn’, it’s Porter Martone

In addition to this Flyers Penguins game Sean McDonough also called the Phillies Blue Jays World Series

Coulda been the first NHL oaf / goon from Havertown but youth ice hockey at The Skatium was at like 4 in the morning and I was always asleep at that time

Cindy Crosby

[WIP in 1993]: Hey let’s have an eating contest where it’s unclear whether the contestants have finished eating the food

Please don’t make a mockery of the website

We’re thinking Kieran Culkin and Kevin James for the feature film adaptation

1969 Liberace Show Boogie Woogie YouTube video by showmanlee

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Also, too, not fuh nuttin

People from New York talking about “I’m standing on line”. No no, online is the internet, you’re standing IN line you long island scumbag.

His most controversial comments have been “I bought a juicer, I’ve been juicing oranges and apples and pineapples and it tastes really good”

Bob Costas lookin hella faded

Eating a 50 mil watermelon troche every hour on the hour all day

On 4/20, don’t forget the Reason for the Season. 81 years ago today Hitler died in his bunker of a weed overdose. May his memory be a warning.

OK, AJ

The Assassination of Burl “Gopher” Smith by the Captain Merrill Steubing

It is 1990. Pennywise the Clown was born in 1946. It is 2026. The Pennywise from the 1990 tv movie was still born in 1946.

Russini rescue, false flag?

It seems the Silent Treatment has gone the way of the 56k dial up modem

She dealt with muggers on the subway by telling them how she knew you in high school

Burped so loud the lady painting a picture of her backyard and trees went inside

The guy lived didn’t he