Is she on vacation

Was that you moonwalking on the bus route earlier

You look like the annoying son of sleazy DC lobbyists

Couldn't Get It Right

open.spotify.com/track/7DisJ6...

I like that they named it after a Jerky Boys call. Cheeky, innit.

One small step for Mina….

a group of eagles football players stand in a line ALT: a group of eagles football players stand in a line

Fletch respected a lot of wives

The Philadelphia wife respecters

Bob Kraft at the slap joint. Belichick at adult cheerleading competitions. Vrabel fooling around by the pool.

Raise your hand if you run an organization full of monogamists with dignity.

A-ll
D-ay
I
D-ream
A-bout
S-ausage and peppers from the grocery store hot buffet

a man in a green suit and tie is smiling while sitting at a table . ALT: a man in a green suit and tie is smiling while sitting at a table .

(Dianna Russini’s husband’s coworkers) Hey bro check it out your wife is talking about you on TV

Her husband:

Andy Reid spotted canoodling with Adam Schefter in candid photos

Did it again

Do you think he has a framed Sinatra mug shot in that garage or no

@reynaldolopez u like what you see?

A 70 year old might not survive that. Oh well tough shit, tough guy.

He gets loose with his hands, we get loose with the lead

Someone should dump hot coffee onto Missanelli’s crotch. Again. Someone other than him.

A group of toxic online grandma influencers and podcasters called the Nanasphere

Bodily fluids AJ Brown

🤝

Trade rumors

Minnie Matrone Meme

There are fewer stars in the clear night sky than there are movies and tv shows that feature a Chariots of Fire sequence. I’ve seen all the movies except for Chariots of Fire. Never have never will.

AOC can do whatever she wants during the shutdown, got it?? GOT IT???

Rubber ducks on the dashboard are a Wrangler owner’s way to tell you “I bought the wrong vehicle for city driving”. It’s a cry for help.

That sets the record, no humans have ever licked boots from that far away

After 9 PM EDT they can curse on the NASA live stream

And please please please make sure you talk like this

Start with “so…”, end every sentence with “riiight?” and then end with another “…so.”

Had it coming