by popular demand. this project will be loose in a “ill make a batch of these when i feel like it” kind of way. is it porn? well it will have porn in it. and a lot of nonsequitur bullshit that i think is funny. anyway here is basically nothing.
#godpuppy
squish
total bullshit that images and videos can be marked as NSFW but not text. wjat if i say penis
so odd that people dubbed lyra the human loving pony when pinkie pie is bipedal for a considerable portion of her screen time
let's special cuddle until we pee white
sexual drake... penis.. vagina.. balls.. everything 💜
plushies and pooltouys
the michael bay of restaurants
jack in the box is chudslop restaurant that serves chudslop food to satiate my chudslop appetite
Twilight would be like "Ahaha, ohh right that's called sex, pinkie pie! its how ponies make babies. but sometimes they do it just for fun! Celestia taught me all about it... in class. Sex class. Like with a chalkboard at a lecture"
when pinkie pie has sex there's honks and squeaks and jackhammer and confetti sounds
pinkie pie would definitely be the first to learn about sex especially since she canonically had it, and she'd excitedly tell all her friends about how rubbing your groin parts feels so so good (not "private parts" because they're ponies with those out 24/7)
just finished having sex with my girlfriend and now im jumping on the bed
i dreamt i got DIY bottom surgery with Dave strider (mtf) and Jade harley (mtf)
forgot her hair oops whatever
my big sis is so nice
sqrk
i want to be taken care of
i hate the smell of just any cologne so much
AEIOU
my roommate uses like the strongest fucking cologne ever and it makes me gag every time i smell it
"fetishizing" is when you devolve someone/a group of people down to nothing but a sex object for some trait they have. It's not "being sexually attracted to a trait". You're not fetishizing big penises and butts. or boobs
platonic solids imply the existence of romantic and possibly even sexual solids. like my girlfriends
i don't know how to explain it but all the other ponies are clothed and pinkie is always butt naked
pinkie pie.......... sex!!!
