incredible punch placement

it's that time o' year

no truer blessing than getting a concord coach seat to yourself

on today's episode of texting with your parents in your 30s:

all the good people left etsy because it sucks and now i don't know where to find cool shit anymore

A SKILETON IN A FIELD OF SUN FLOWERS WITH 2 GHOSTLY JOINT'S HOVERING NEXT 2 THEM... "ALWAYS SCARED FOR NO REASON, THE VIBES ARE ALWAYS OFF, THE AIR THICK AND TAINTED INCHING CLOSER TO DA CLIFFS EDGE EACH MOMENT , BUT STILL KICKEN ASSSSSS!!!!!" WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY HOPE YOUR KICKEN ASS TOO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

PROBLY FINE - dashare.zone ADMIN

asked cody earlier if he knew what the weather was supposed to be this week and he just went "rain, whole time"

spent all morning volunteering at the comic festival, time to eat a sandwich silence

just an absolutely unfathomable quantity of furries out there

fuck i love a 20th anniversary show; no opener, hear all the songs i love, go home

gonna chuck it straight into his black ops oyster farm

if i get one more text from platner with that same picture of him standing in front of the ocean i'm throwing my phone off a bridge

i feel like this could be my holy grail shoe or it could be the ugliest thing i've ever own, or maybe even both

can't decide if these are the worst things ever made or if it's just because every picture of them styled is of a dude with white athletic socks and dickies who dm'd you once on tinder then never spoke to you again

absolutely nuking my algorithms trying to find a backpack big enough to pack enough clothes for a 3-day conference but small enough to fit in the art museum coat check

every time i need a new wallet, bag, etc. i discover that i am apparently the first person on planet earth to have my exact needs and preferences

the only takeaway i had from reading the martian was "man i wish this guy would shut the fuck up"

the universe does not want me to own black jeans

actually i could so strongly visualize the image of this soup situation that there had to be visual evidence and i was right lol

MONDAYS HERE TIME TO SHED YOUR TRUE SELF AND BECOME YOUR WORKSONA,,, A SKLEOTON DOESNT LIKE SAYING THE WORK STUFF BUT ITS EASIER THEN EXPLAINING WHAT THEY DO IN THERE PERSONAL TIME SO THERE LEANING INTO THE WORK CULTURE, AND IT GOES DOWN EASIER IF YOU JUST FEEL LIKE YOUR PRETENTING TO SAY ALL THAT STUFF, YOUR IRONICALLY SAYING TEAM, YOUR IRONICALY GIVING SOMEONE BACK 3 MINUTE'S AT DA END OF A ZOOM, AND DA TEXT "WORKSONA ACTIVATED, HOT OUT THERE TODAY LOL, GOTTA HAVE MY COFFEE LOL, ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE LOL, TEAM, GONNA GIVE YOU SOME TIME BACK HERE LOL, LET ME PICK YOUR BRAIN LOL" - ALL JOBS ARE BAD - ALL WORK IS HARD - ALL BOSSES ARE EVIL ESPECIALLY THE ONE WHO PRETENDED TO BE NICE TO YOU - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

one time i opened a can of soup with a staple remover and kid scissors because there was no can opener in the office and that was all i had for lunch

teenage girl standing in front of the DVD section at the goodwill: "*gasp* oh my god, CDs!!!"

there's a man chained up in the back rooms of the family feud studio who is forced to come up with questions like "name a type of glass you can fit one of your breasts into" or else they'll kill his wife

the only channel they're allowed to play by law in the berlin city honda waiting room is "24-hours of family fued clips" channel

wish i could take my temperature but unfortunately i dropped the battery from the thermometer down the bathroom sink drain the last time i got sick

just sick enough to feel like hot garbage but not sick enough to get out of any of my responsibilities

nobody wants to have coffee with a cop, no matter how snappy the posters try to make it sound

having my little coffee and doing my little crossword puzzle in the hopes it will put me in a good enough mood to not eviscerate this person when i finally answer their email

anyway the beeping noise is actually in my neighbor's apartment and she's not answering her phone so it's back to it with my old friend, lofi hip hop beats - music to study/relax to | Focus Music | Chillhop Music 2026

need to get my dog some noise cancelling earbuds because she certainly heard him knock