Having missed about 3 weeks I switched on tonight in trepidation - tree surgery/prison breakout/death on the Am? - no - a NEW idea for the fete! Another squabble over rewilding! Another row between Brian and Adam! I needn’t have worried. #thearchers

Haha….🤔

I didn’t know that either.

Just you. Don’t presume to represent the whole profession.

I don't feel the need to bow and scrape to your inflated ego. RELAX.

I have a degree in drama and a teacher’s diploma in it from the GSM. As I say, lighten up fgs.

Maybe you can collaborate with Keri on that one. Otherwise why not just lighten up a bit.

It says comedy writer on here. You’re making it all sound more like Oedipus Rex. How about remembering the original #thearchers rubric - an everyday story of country folk - that covers pretty much everything we need.

A regular ant’s nest.

Liz Lettuce too I think.

He’ll pass then.

Well I mean to say, with a name like that 🙄? In Ambridge? #thearchers

Thanks, that just what I needed!

I think I’ve finally caught up with #thearchers - our household routine is a bit tight these days - but I seem to have missed what happened to Rochelle after the abattoir shenanigans. Has she been allowed to slip quietly into the back woods somewhere or is that still to come?

Yikes, I can’t imagine a worse fate. #thearchers

Well it was bound to come up in the end Alice, we hadn’t forgotten. (Sorry, just catching up with the tweetalong) #thearchers

Who bought the Lodge? I’d forgotten about that. I do remember Tony and P being reconciled so presumably there are various codicils.

I think you’re right. But she did let Saskia know about her pass.

That Rochelle, what a rotter eh? #thearchers

Don’t forget the time it takes to get to hospital with a sawn off arm. #thearchers

The MAGAs are welcome to them.

You could have had all my sago, semolina, blancmange, custard, lemon curd….🤮

Aha, sounds like I was right - not that it was exactly subtle…#thearchers

Joy seems so sensible most of the time, but the Rochelle story has always been very strange, full of unspoken stuff, pretence etc. I don’t envy Mick now he’s involved in it all.#thearchers

Gibson clearly has shares in the water board #thearchers

Tom admires Freddie for being decisive? #thearchers

George is his usual charming self #thearchers

Ah, forgot where he’d gone. Probably written out then.

Why aren’t they asking Leonard? #thearchers

Snip snap snip snap. What a cow. #thearchers