Having a child means you have to kill the doomer inside but goddamn is it hard not to feel completely hopeless

I have to read headlines like “news giant bends to trump’s power” meanwhile trump literally has fucking applesauce for brains and can’t string a sentence together. Every day is the stupidest day in history.

Apple not putting welcome to night vale in their list of podcasts that defined the medium is actually insane tbh

Just found out the golf course by our house dies a ticketed fireworks event every June, because the entire neighborhood is conspiring to stop my baby from sleeping

If you’re reading this and you have IBS, don’t eat a coney dog. I’m suffering.

Spoiler: it hurt my tummy lmao

Spent 2 weeks listening to @jamieloftus.bsky.social’s Raw Dog and had to fulfill my Michigander duty by getting a coney dog afterwards.

Boy I thought I had bad anxiety about winter being too cold for the baby but now I know that too hot for the baby is where I should have placed my weather anxiety

Tie between trick or treat table for the only three kids allowed to attend, getting married on actual Halloween, and our first dance being the opening theme from Mushi-shi

I wish every loud motorcycle driver revving their engine and blasting music through our tiny neighborhood a very pleasant fuck off forever. my baby is sleeping. Go on the highway like a grown up.

Since I have been sick for four days I have spent HOURS watching this girl recap episodes of the TLC show Four Weddings on TikTok because I apparently don’t love myself or value my time

Oh my god I forgot I would get sick and still have to parent. 0/10 experience

Wow no one prepared me for Holidays As A Mom just being “everyone else has fun, you spend most of it alone in a room with a baby, and then you deal with their sleep being fucked for days after”

Recognizing that works of creativity and art that you have personally enjoyed can have been made by people of repugnant moral character is actually good for you. Live in that dissonance. Evolve, don't retcon.

Tyra Banks I Was Rooting For You GIF Alt: Tyra Banks I Was Rooting For You GIF

Mood abt Gretchen right now

Quite literally a labor of love, because there is no social support or safety net. But the only way to have more good people in the world is to raise them, so here we are.

Girl stop embarrassing us

On the one hand: never worrying abt having enough

On the other hand: if I sleep for more than 5 hours I wake up dying and have to pump, which is at least the 6th circle of hell

Breast milk oversupply gotta be one of the greatest double edged swords of all time

I know it will eventually hurt us more than them, but u love watching rich ppl lose money and cry

I have many complicated feelings about a similar experience with an artist I loved and I’m pretty sure Aiyanna wrote about it better than I could. If you’re still riding for this guy, you’re an enabler and an apologist.

For Ivy’s bedtime feed, we do sidelying breast feeding in bed with classical music playing and hoo boy does that whole experience make a girl forget how awful everything is for just a bit!

-Tree Paine snipes me through my bedroom window before I can post-

You know you’re doing the right thing when you don’t allow anyone to discuss what you’re doing /s

Rachel Zegler they could never make me hate you

Omg I got one this morning too!

If the country hasn’t collapsed by the time I’m done breastfeeding I’m literally going to get a tattoo every month I s2g I miss it so bad

And I sang that shit with my whole chest in 2007, I’m so sorry to all women forever for my sins