i smell like beef YouTube video by ICONIC.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgyf...

Panel from What If...? #17 (1990) Sergei Kravinoff aka Kraven The Hunter, stands naked in a room full of spiders that swarm around him or hang from the ceiling. The spiders cover his shame. He looks upset. Kraven: Why am I DOING this?

To be clear, I listen to all of it, and I think you're the worst kind of credulous idiot.

That just means you're okay with child abuse as long as it's happening to Michael specifically.

Patton Oswalt as a sentient golf ball on Gravity Falls.

Lolly goin' in for Da Bigg Hugg

ALWAYS A FUSS AN FART
ALL TROO DE NITE....

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

Same OC

If there's one thing songs like this know how to do, it's to be four times longer than necessary even for something that's appealing precisely because it's annoying.

Please see my above reply....

BUDOTS DANCE MANOK MANOK CHICKEN DANCE YouTube video by DJ Love (Sherwin Tuna)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K606...

bsky.app/profile/zora...

"Vance doesn't deserve to have friends", I say in my head, moments before realizing that's the FIRST name of the CHARACTER 🤦

Tom Waits - "Eyeball Kid" YouTube video by Tom Waits

I mean....would it even really be all that weirder than this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfHr...

a man playing a guitar with a shadow on the wall Alt: Tom Waits writing a super intense song about incontinent penguins like I could literally picture him actually doing...

🎶PEEING'wns 'aiyv'n a FOOL-awwn SOOP'mawwkit PAAINZZ-POOP'n PAWWty oah wuh-EVA dis DOOD saiyyd....🎶

Just dawned on me it's a team.

Fuck...

Painting with words.

I used to think the joke was that it was absurd to locate the Prime Minister by shouting over a body of water. Turns out the punchline was that, unlike That One Time In Real Life, he could still be found....

I'm slowly piecing together why The Simpsons felt the need to punch southeast so hard on this country....

He don't need no doctor!

Generally I was fucking livid for about an hour and then I was like, "Yeah, he's probably not on the right medication, but he's still kinda right" 😂

There's something to be said for the version of my Dad that was around when I was a teen who IIRC hadn't started taking celexa yet and had no compunction whatsoever about telling me I was being a pretentious dick who fancied himself more original than he actually was whenever I needed it.

And I don't mean "kids these days", I mean kids ANY days. I certainly needed to hear it a few times.

Younger people need to be told to shut their stupid faces more. That used to happen. We need it back.

You're not "fighting for" anyone, you're a smug, tone-deaf idiot.

But also, being bitchy on bluesky about indie journalists asking for money is like post-9/11 Gilbert Gottfried levels of "reading the room is for the weak" energy 😂

Wasn't looking that close. Hadn't the faintest idea you were anyone in the scenario presented. I thought you just hate everyone.

Why does this feel precisely worded to antagonize as much of the user base of this website at once as possible 😆

Missed that connection completely, but if he has talked about them, he seems to be under the impression that the protagonists of their songs are The Good Guys, which is a fundamental misunderstanding of The Text on par with being a Republican RATM fan.