I'd like to forget those roots

Not cool to repost that

Addiction forming

Happy Marie Monday! I think a Judd bathing suit would go hard
#Splatoon

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Lost my fucking contacts

I've thought about the excruciating experience it must be to live as a chibi version of yourself with a bigass head. Your neck would not survive the winter

BACK PAIN SKIN PAIN WHAT'S NEXT

When you go for a tan and remember you BURN and SUFFER and AAUAUAUAGHHHHHH

Woah the Squid Sisters are back with a new splatfest?! I guess this is that team past win finally paying off. What team did you guys pick? One-piece or bikini swimsuits?
#Splatoon

Ogh my fucking back

To those it may concern

Love you too Callie.

Can we push the blame off to another me instead of assuming it WAS me? It could've been ANY of us, just saying.

You're lucky I'm not the Marie that'd make you completely blind.

You won't get very far, I cover my tracks. Though you never know... I DID mentor you after all.

Funny... and I thought I was the only one with the factopedia here.

Anyway, have a great day squiddo. We don't have a present lined up for you but if you think of anything you want and say it loud enough for me to hear... wink wink.

Oof. Completely forgot it was Four's day today. Tsk tsk Marie.

Your beak is going to hit the damn floor when I tell you EXACTLY how many times you've declined my help

You yelled at me and criticized my fashion and threatened to assault me by punting me and honestly just made me feel inadequate and not good enough and I don't want to talk to you anymore

My bad for stuffing you in there by the way. Multiple times. I was a little... overprotective.

Sorry for that.

You are going in The Globe young man.

The Globe.

You take editing lessons from Callie?

OH SO NOW WE'RE BLAMING IT ALL ON ME OK. I SEE HOW IT IS.

I'm a labunatic.............

I think I've just permanently fucked my social perception so.

No

STRAWBERRY. OR. CAKE :DDD

YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ON THIS APP

Don't... actually do that. Maybe two bucks tops

Yeah