#Sanfransisco folks - Get the fuck out!
#Tsunamiwarning
#Earthquake

You ever get the impression your guardian angel screams at you the same way you scream at a squirrel in the road who's about to get squished by a car?

...Yeah, me too!

We've had the busiest month! We had a V.I.P Customer. On behalf of Checkley Parish Council and Forsbrook Parish council respectively. With the help of SAvvy Business Management, Hartley's skip Hire, Dragonfly Designs, Peveril homes, Kevin Smith & Tim McAlpine.

SANTA HAS WHEELS!

Having to rewind TV shows because you lost concentration though.

How infantile! 😭🤣🤣

Ya know what! I'm not judging!

A few months ago I was all in for Adam Sandler in You don't mess with the Zohan!

Nobody warned me 40+ womanhood, Was worse than the Teen crush era!

Why the hell did you elder sisters keep this from us! 🤣

Currently in my Dominic Rains era of "hawt diggity". 😍 🙈

just had a family friend berate me because I have designs on joining the police force AND THEN decide it was a good idea to pick on my 20 Yr old sons achievements saying he doesn't pay his way. (He does, he works AND he is studying an integrated masters in computer science).

I admit, I FLIPPED!

Always found it weird when you accept a follow/follow back & the first thing done is an instant dm

Apologies if you were legit however I've received a large amount of questionable DMs on here already so I've binned all bar 2 that I knew were legit

Fully too but who's keeping scores huh? 🥴

I'd fulyl support this one.

When you're pulling up receipts on why this bone dead stupid petition carries absolutely no fucking clout what so ever.

rEsPeCt tHe ReSuLt 🥴🥴

I gotta tell ya... I really love creating pieces of art!

Had I have known that I could've bagged myself £6.2m just by taping a piece of fruit to a wall.... Well, I wouldn't have bothered putting paint to paper! 🤣

No aiming at planets! 🤣

Yeahhhh I bet you're a killer pool player too! Lol

I met the cast once. At a comic con. Wasn't remotely bothered about meeting any of them bar Chris Barrie! He was my teen crush after all! 🤣🤣👍🏼

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Yup! Lol

Eeew I have the dreaded lurgy!
Covid +ve! And feeling particularly crappy! 🤕 🤧

Man needs some homies to be telling him in the bathroom when he's being a douche! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

That's how I imagine them all too.

I wonder if anyone ever attempts to calm the tapped idiot down. 🤔

Please 💙🦋🌈

On the basis of overestimating being correct, I'd be inclined to agree!

I often wonder what those in his inner circle truly think in the privacy of their own minds. Like surely they can't think this is in any way normal?

Fitting between the 2 while all the good folk from there come here.

There's a good few who haven't moved over yet. But once they all have then I'll be making X my Ex AND going no contact 🤣

Reckon the world leaders of the west need to stop poking the bear!

The bear is ill-tempered and quite obviously sick. Instead of provoking it, let nature extinguish the bear!

Hell yeah! My bonus buys were on the tik tok shop this week - bulk buys on toilet rolls, shampoo, conditioner & shower gel purely because I could and I won't have to think about them for the next 8 weeks 😅 🫠🥴

It's the whole reason I do a weekly meal plan. I'm an impulsive idiot so if I go in and buy what I need and there's money left, THEN I can be impulsive lol.

Absolutely!

Like little diced up bits of bacon.

I've done it before and added a ton of extra cheese (extra mature cheddar) & popped it in short crust pastry.