Wouldn’t Farage be under the table giving Donny and Benny the ol’ ski pole treatment?

From the CWS Archive. 4th August 2024.

Finally managed to trick the Merlin Bird Identification app in to thinking I’m a dove 😂

#dove #collareddove #birdcall

It’s better to argue than blindly follow the orange tampon likes he’s a king without a hint of irony or questioning what the fuck he’s up to

How embarrassing for you.

I re-opened Instagram today for the first time in 6 months. Doesn’t matter where I scroll, theee videos in and I’m on far-right insta. Shut down the tech bros and you save the world.

What a fucking tune 🎵

#dd2tidf #ddttiof

Time to 2A ICE. It’s literally what the 2A is for.

#DDTTIOF

The new #Muse song is… something

“What is this Tim Burton intro?”
“Oh, here we go. Classic Muse synth.”
“Oh, that’s a riff…”
“Oh shit, THAT’S a rif- what in the Evanescence-Linkin Park-Trivium-early 2000s is this chorus?”
“OH SHIT NOW WE’RE RIFFING”

A wild ride from start to finish.

#Unraveling

The strikes on Iran were fuelled by ego and micro-penis energy. Nothing more. The whole world sees it apart from Netty the Nazi and Starmer.

I’m now one of those people who asks #ChatGPT for information & answers because Google & DuckDuckGo results are completely useless now. I spent ages trying to the name of a specific beer bottle shape and only ChatGPT got it right. Google threw up a load of ads for Beer52 & DDG had nothing.

What? Are you ok?

Just 2A them.

Make Nazis Afraid Again

IQ in single digits.

The first person to 2A an ICE agent will go down in history as an American hero.

The 2A was designed for this kind of shit. Why are you all being so passive? Take them out.

All sports are going like this. Look at the absolute state of F1 as a prime example.

I’d rather gouge my eyes out with a blunt tree branch.

Are you ok @themirror.com ???

How is this being allowed to happen? I feel like even the Nazis weren’t this bad.

Christ, how much of a prick do you have to be to get even Italy to eye roll like that.

Boomers keep saying “we need a good war” despite never having lived through one or fought in one.

As a musician, Spotify can get fucked.

“We investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong” - LAPD

“How long are you prepared to spend in jail for your crimes, Mr Kennedy?”

I’d rather they recreate the end of Thelma and Louise

unlike Vietnam or Afghanistan at least the Marines coming to.L.A. know exactly what this fight is all about

Good. The American flag is currently the worst flag to be flying anywhere in the world.

It’s not even a race war. It’s a complete civil war at this point.