Man is RFK Jr lucky that @aoc.bsky.social didn't actually kick his ass 👊

The funniest part of "but he doesn't take a salary" is that he SAYS he doesn't take a salary but, you know...

"I wouldn't believe trump** if he had his tongue notarized" (often attributed to Ed Koch)

I like how you think.

You should have plenty of yarn which is good because it's going to need plenty of yarn and time. Happy knitting.

I just skimmed it but it uses 660 worsted weight yards so fingering weight would be MILES of yarn. I've done the opposite and knit a fingering weight shawl in worsted because I get bored quickly if I don't finish quickly.

If they don't have the same rules for Donald Trump as they do Eric Swalwell, this isn't about accountability.
You may want to let them know this.

We also won't see prices go back to pre-tariff days. It was always price gouging.

Eventually he'll be either dead or correct.

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Oh no, he does NOT get to go on a reputation washing tour.

I would boo-hoo but I'm fresh out today.

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(stares Lauren Bacall-ly)

Shoutout to The Atlantic reporters for publishing these massive scoops instead of waiting years to put them in a book.

Let's also make sure that whatever obsequious turd lawyer that filed this ridiculous lawsuit is run out of town on a rail. Destroy the jackarses propping up the regime and the regime is destroyed.

How is it that someone on SNAP buying something non essential is shameful but a $50 million wedding in Venice is admirable?

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Yeah, he knew trump** had decades of stiffing workers. The amount of sympathy I have for him would fit in trump**s tiny hand with room left over:

😅😅😅

Donald Trump wanted a commemorative stamp with his face on it but the focus group said 65% of Americans would spit on the front side and the other 35% would lick the backside.

I have no sympathy. They went to law school and knew what they were doing was illegal. They knew their client was guilty and should have given him advice WITHIN the law. Karma is a disbarring bitch.

Wow, maybe, and I'm just spitballing here, he might know someone who could get that self dealing, traitorous pedophile out of our White House? Something, something, impeachment, 25th Amendment, something, something.

Eat the bootlickers sounds great but I don't think it'll fit on a hat.

I don't want to be remembered after I die. I want to be remembered while I'm here. But if I must be remembered after I die let my epitaph be "Here lies Tania. She was nice.".

You do realize, this was Reagan's plan all along? It took 36 years for it to be fully realized.

You have my vote.

There isn't a single member of the Republican party who could sing "Wheels on the Bus" or even "Happy Birthday" without a teleprompter providing the party approved lyrics.

Isn't there ANY way to make sure this trash stays in the dump where it belongs?

Wait!!

All this time, while being a cunt, you considered yourself a Catholic?

Oh Dude. 😂😂😂😂

However, it just makes all of US look equally as stupid when they are appointed to represent us.

It's all I want for Christmas.