apple corporate news 🤝 jonesing for a cheerwine
cook out

Guy turning into a plush hyena after taking a hit of plush weed. He's turning into one with a silicone insert under it's tail.

Fully turned into a plush hyena. Laying on the couch naked. He wants to be used.

Looks like someone did use him but took a couple hits of the plush weed himself. Now there's two hyenas. One is a little more used than the other.

Plush hyena TF via bong hit

Ooop it's 4-20. Who wants to hit this plush weed with me? We can chill as some hyenas for the day. Nothing to worry about. Just a pile of plush animals.

#TFEveryday #TF

Greyscale illustration of a werewolf sitting on the ground, chill, slouched a bit forward. they have shaggy fur, calm disposition, and long pointed ears. Their expression is tired. A lit cigarette hangs from their mouth, with white smoke trailing from it.

Today's the day

Deborah Harry and John Waters at Waters' 80th birthday party. check out the poppers cake lol

“Venom Vandal got killed off already?”, you reply. “Wow. These fighters don’t last much, do they?” “It is fight to death every week”, says Rokash. “People like when you fight long. But too long, and no death? People get angry at character. They stop believing. They want to see you die.” Rokash gives you a wide grin. “But is a lot of fun, when crowd really wants you to die! You have to, eh… a bit of one thing, a bit of other, what is the word?” “To balance, you mean?” “Yes! Thank you. So yes, no Bloody Buccaneer, no Venom Vandal. Now? I am not big character. Small fighter with no name. But next month? I get a good one. Maybe. We go in circles, so crowd doesn’t know.” “I see, I see.” You lean in a little closer to Rokash. “And, the costumes you wear. Do you get to keep them when they retire the character?” Rokash gives a hearty belly laugh. “I know what you ask! You are not the first. No, I do not keep costume. But, I have to owe a favor to a friend, then I can borrow. I do it sometimes.” Rokash leans in closer. “So, mister librarian, what do you want me wearing? You ask about Buccaneer twice. You have a thing? For pirates?” You nod, nervously. “I can get it, yes. You can sleep with Buccaneer if you want. BUT! The vest, another character will use it soon. It is difficult to ask. I will need to do big favor for friend. So you need to do big favor for me. All I ask in bed, you have to do. Good deal?”

Before you can answer, you hear the familiar sound of the bell ringing again. “Gentlemen, the third round of dating is up”, says the bartender, once again rattling the leather bag. He pulls out your marble first. Then he pulls out the second one… “Hm. The gnoll.”, grunts the bartender. “You were already paired up.” He rattles the bag again, and pulls out a glass marble with an orange core. You look to your left and see the short, chubby goatman waving at you across the bar. You turn to say goodbye to Rokash before you get up to start your next date, surprised to see a concerned look on his face. “Think about deal, Taro”, he says. “That little man. Be careful, yes?” You look back at the goatman. He's casually nursing a drink while looking in your direction with an unassuming expression. He gives you a wink. POLL: How should Taro approach the last bachelor? >With caution. Simply walk over. >With curiosity. Wink back.

Speed dating at Blacktusk Inn - Part 11
The winning option in part 10's poll was:
>"So... do you get to keep your old costumes when they retire the character?"
Originally posted on Patreon in December, we're currently on part 15.
www.patreon.com/nanoff

helllllll yea brother

@tiocoyote.bsky.social bein a pal with me at Vancoufur last month 🥰

they stopped watching a while ago

Blue roan shire WIP 🌾

🚨Important Feline Information🚨

Hey puppies!

Did you know that this is the proper technique to hold your feline friends?

Now you know! 🐶
🐱: @cheetalot.bsky.social
📷: @yellyxp.bsky.social

So much detailing that almost killed me-....but was completely worthful for the final result~

Gossiping with your prehistoric real ones about your new stone age crush 🦦 👀🦊💓

C0m1zzi0n work I made for @sakarafox.bsky.social featuring his lovable guys, Skara, Tikeri and Kuvähä, doing their traditional ritual paintings for the upcoming mating season u///ur

homosexuals, imagine you're going skydiving with a homophobic baby.
suddenly the baby tells you he won't open his parachute until you renounce homosexuality. what would you do?

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

120hrs and 11,113 stitches later and it’s finally done. A gift for my husband @tuxton.bsky.social

"Phew, so hot today~"🐏🌝🎾

My kangaroo Eusebius on all fours and lifting his tail to the viewer, showing off his vagina peeking out from behind his jockstrap

I have had and will always have a thing for my boomer Eusebius 💜🦘

🎨: @lilshark.bsky.social

VSRA (“Viscera”) comic thread 🔞
cw: sci fi surgery, sex eventually

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

Put me in a compromising position and my bottom switch immediately flips on.

Soon you'll end up like @jethrodownsouth.bsky.social, making me moan and grunt until I melt into a puddle 🥴🥴🥴

#MurrsuitMonday

Silicon valley was a mistake

Drowning Bath (alt)
from my private gallery for supporters & patrons
www.artdecademonthly.com

this is all i want in life

Brian's been so hard at work kneading and tenderizing and getting all the knots, that sometimes @zech.willfuckyour.dad comes in and helps the knotty dog! There's a lot of surface area to work on.

A big big thank you to @borkthunder.bsky.social for the art!! Some of the best! <3

Witness the Tauron Squirt, Tenno. A combat style lost to the ages, waiting to be rediscovered! Put a firm grip onto your Prime warframe and feel its power grow...

Alts available at
subscribestar.adult/todex

Current theme listing:
todexlabs.com/art-project

#tdxart #warframe #excaliburprime #rule34

The US Spends More Time and Money Building Transit Than Most Countries. Inefficient Community Engagement May Help Explain Why. Public participation remains essential, and policymakers can take steps to ensure engagement processes reflect the entire community’s needs without increasin…

Transit construction costs in the US keep rising, and projects keep taking longer and longer to build.

One possible explanation? Ineffective, inefficient community engagement processes, we argue @urbaninstitute.bsky.social ⏬

Photos I took this weekend of the Artemis II capsule being loaded onto a truck at Naval Base San Diego, headed back to Kennedy Space Center!

A thread… 🧵

Dont act like you haven't been following me up the stairs, I can see you....

Why don't you follow a little closer~

a little belated butt for #squeakysaturday

thank you so much for 📸 @venaul.anthro.tf

update: made more photos, got free food again