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Found in the wild today at my local Target. @mastersofficial.bsky.social #motucollector #origins

a man is carrying a suitcase through a living room in a house . ALT: a man is carrying a suitcase through a living room in a house .

The good people of the USA right now sadly.

Is this Canada unplugging America?

That’s my dawg!

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