I imagine that printed university prospectuses have gone the way of all things, but they ALWAYS had that on the cover.

Photo of a gorilla in a zoo being watched by the public (all youngish people). There's probably a moat or some glass between them, but it looks as if the gorilla is a professor giving an al fresco lecture to his undergraduates as the weather's so nice.

To be fair, the professor is very cool indeed.

Next door is the stock photo lab where you will find a young woman using a very strange technique to pipette blue fluid.

It always used to be "carefully curated multi-ethnic student group laughing on some sort of green lawn or quad". That was especially funny when you later went to that institution and discovered that said green lawn or quad was absolutely forbidden ground.

Well, they're deliberately bred to look good, grow fast and ship well, and absolutely zero effort put into mitigating what this does to the taste.

Comparison of real life Zhukov in full dress uniform with Jason Isaacs playing him. The costumers had to tone down the medal array.

It's true.

Totally agree there, although it's going to be very hard to unshit the Contract Everything Out To The Lowest Bidder bed.

This is me running a 5K

I agree, but it's also the case here that "but what about the shareholders" is mainly a consequence of "but will kids eat it". The caterers think that if they're obliged to serve healthy food, the kids will abandon the canteen en masse and bring packed lunches. They're probably right.

Started a sleeping red squirrel painting on the lid of this vintage box.
I’ve hoovered the house. Put the laundry on & taken my meds. Now I need to tidy my studio before the Art courier turns up & I’m left feeling ashamed by the chaos that results from an intense work period.
Artists aren’t lazy 😂

All of this has happened before; all of this will happen again. You're going to get parents sending Greggs-laden drones into the playground.

Yes, but they need spices to be nice.

Their thinking is that if they have to produce "simple, healthy food" then the kids will simply bring in Greggs and energy drinks to avoid having to eat it, so they'll make less money.

a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with medals on his jacket . Alt: Zhukov medal shrug

They absolutely have to do an homage to the medal shrug.

Kids will eat anything with enough sugar

Me too, but that's because I can cook and I know how spices work

Same!

A friend of mine keep 4 pet chickens in his garden. Kitchen scraps go in, eggs come out. It's amazing.

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

It still would have made a nice magnolia salad.

Share an 80s movie you will always love.

Today marks the anniversary of Prince's last great act of philanthropy. He died just in time for Liz Jones to write a weepy Mail on Sunday column about him rather than a spiteful one about Victoria Wood.

we only have real artificial persons when we get a female android penning a Cut essay about "how I fell out with my best friend because she got a better skinjob than I did"

I don't like the Women Publicly Humiliating Themselves For Money Industrial Complex.

OK, here's one. Margaret Thatcher resigned five years to the day before Toy Story was released. I remember both those things, and to me they feel like they're from different geological epochs.

Beckoning it into my mouth with some aircraft marshalling batons

Today marks the anniversary of Prince's last great act of philanthropy. He died just in time for Liz Jones to write a weepy Mail on Sunday column about him rather than a spiteful one about Victoria Wood.

I want it done by the Death of Stalin team

It doesn't even have to be an *American* scientist. Everyone is furious at the treatment of people they know and respect and work with, and the incalculable losses.