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Posts by Jerome Mazandarani

She’s pure ambition. Just horrible. None of these people do anything to make a career in politics look attractive.

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New Movie Coming In The FALL,
With 2nd Feature Movie,Dumb And
Dumber To Follow........

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Kevin Warsh just lost me. He argues he's going to be an independent Fed Chair, but refuses to acknowledge that Trump lost the 2020 election. If you can't state simple facts when you're in the political spotlight, you aren't independent. You're a coward.

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I’m literally the “old man yelling at clouds” of #Overwatch. Only, it’s other random Yoof who don’t play the support roles properly. 👨🏾‍🦳
I don’t activate the mic coz that would be weirdly inappropriate for an aged gamer.

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Et voila.

That’s French for “It’s in Norway.”

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I endorse this.

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Stop it. You’re killing me.

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I love a pithy reply paired with a pithier photo. Keep it up. 👍🏻

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The more he says he is “winning” the more likely the opposite is true. When he says “I’m a winner.” What he really means is “I am a loser.”

When he says he didn’t post an AI image of himself as Jesus. What he’s really saying is “I believe I am Jesus.”

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That is what I feared. The Four Lifestyle Brands of the Apocalypse have returned. Von Dutch, Juicy, BabyPhat and Ed Hardy. God save us all. 🙏

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When I grow up I hope I can write a quarter as well as you.

Also! Being an expert and all. Have they officially banned Juicy Couture sweatpants from all long haul flights, or are they simply no longer de rigueur flight wear?

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Smart of them to schedule it indoors so he doesn’t get struck by lightning.

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The 🍊 needs a win. He is not a stranger to purchasing them.

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Did you ever get to see The Stone Roses live? Who are your favourite Manchester band? Oh! If you haven’t heard them yet, Wunderhorse are fantastic. ✌️

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A new movie is coming out

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I was waiting for “used condom.” I don’t know why. I’m sick. Send help.

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Is this true?

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Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

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Woah! Thats a bit sexy for 11AM on a Tuesday morning isn’t it? 😳 🍿
Has it been restored, because the quality of the clip is beautiful?

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People in the USA discussing loudly the #25thAmemdment, but this is the cnut you’d be replacing the other cnut with. Your VP is so piss-weak he can’t even do #Catholicism correctly. 🤷‍♂️

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😆

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I also missed this. My apologies. Follow Adam!

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Skateboarding under Festival Hall in Southbank.

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This looks tasty. The latest #Miyu Japan-France co-production, “We Are Aliens.” #anime #2026movies

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Astute analysis from the #BBC.

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As you know dear James. Never get high on your own supply. ✌️
Glad to have you back.

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Touché

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Does anybody in the back need me to explain #Abrahamic religious systems and teachings to them?

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