"The 90s were a blur" - JK

Feels like John Kruk has had some really big truths he’s been trying to tell all night, always with 2 outs

Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.

That's just a green copy of Saint Mary's College of Maryland's logo.

Obviously being romantic w your subjects is unethical, but like... Pat McAfee spread a false sex rumor about a teenage girl on his show that according to her ruined her life and he didn't even get punished for it. It feels verrrry selective when the sports media industry gets concerned about ethics.

It ain't like he's trashing Dallas or Orlando

lmao mlb has spent two weeks watching their american players' personalities be revealed as boring. it might be time to stop beating the fun out of players in little league and travel ball.

the pausing on that line is perfect

If your culture has sad songs or slow-cooked meat, there were long parts of your history where you were the ones under the boot, so maybe don’t be so quick to lace them up when you get the chance.

My timeline continues to be extremely normal about one movie winning an industry award over another

And like 40 different Union Townships in Pennsylvania

this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema

The Olympics rule because I love waking up and sports already being on. Like I'm going to miss having something cool to watch at 8 AM everyday.

Bring it on, FUCK faces

I would be dead #skiathlon

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor (on the Bedpost Overnight) - Lonnie Donegan

One of Dan's hoodies. RIP.

I was in Bethesda this weekend, and there was a man at a bar pretending to be Tommy Wiseau. He introduced his female companion as his assistant, asked to take a photo together, told me to give my number to her. "Expect a text some random night for debauchery".

It was not Tommy Wiseau.

1005% worth a read.

There is *no* functioning Dem leadership at this point. Jeffries and Schumer need to go NOW if our nation is to have any chance.

Everytime someone comes over to work on my house, I'm just unabashedly watching something insane like Tammy and the T-Rex or the MacGruber movie.

His rant was nauseating

This dude rules

trying to explain to jd vance why it's bad that renee good was killed by federal agents: ok, so, imagine that she was a squirrel belonging to an IG/onlyfans influencer,

There just can't be anyone in sports media who hates women more than Stephen A Smith man

Basically.

if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually

Get well, Dan. I'm still rocking the Calvin Peeing in the ©️ sticker on my car.

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat