Obviously, I’m so fast.

I kinda enjoyed it.

Made a delightful Mac and cheese, filled with the passion for the culinary craft. Then like a dickhead, spilled my lemonade into it, I’m still eating it.

Happy Monday.

A room filled with salt, the ambient light is shades of purples, pinks and red. Green lights speckle the roof.

I’m sitting in a room entirely forged of sodium. I’m breathing at maximum capacity.

Tried to race my partner up the stairs, clocked my big toe on the top step and face planted the floor, my aura debt will burden my grandchildren.

Syrin, in front of a mirror, he’s wearing a grey coat with a swan patterned shirt, black belt and white unironed trousers, black shoes. In the background Lily is watching the birds out the window He’s very fly for a white guy if you ask me.

Fit check. Going out for drinks. You will be hearing from me.

Give the Deedee what she wants!

There is no honour when it comes to spiders. It’s survival.

If needs must, I’m moving in with you, get the couch ready.

A sink, within said sink is a spider that has the capability to RKO Syrin. Opting to not throw hands with the arachnid (no way I could dodge six jabs at the same time) syrin has armed himself with a sword of elven design. The whole scene is very Skyrim first person camera. You know?

Heading into battle against a monstrous foe.

I’m drafting up the email as we speak, is 40k a month too little?

A painting of a bird next to the words "is this really the best fuckin' time for your bullshit?"

A hand dryer in a bathroom, it’s out of order. A A4 piece of paper is taped over the front with the words “FUCKED” printed onto it.

I bring a form of professionalism to the company that my higher ups resent.

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Education and inspiration?! You’re a saint buddy. Thank you!

Wouldn’t be me, that’s for sure.

Michelangelo didn’t get enough credit for painting the Sistine chapel, I’ve been painting all day and I want to launch my paint bucket through the wall.

Call the design team. You could be onto something here.

Syrin wearing a pair of trousers with so many pockets, I can carry so many things. It’s amazing. The shot is the lower half of Syrin In the background is tools, a hoover and other junk

Found a new love for numerous pockets on my outfits. My trousers have 12. It’s euphoric.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in a tie looks miserable, head in hands, while sitting at a bus stop in the city. He’s thinking, “can’t believe I have work today…” Panel 2: he looks up at the city to find it ablaze, actively being destroyed by the Cloverfield monster/kaiju. Panel 3: the man looks off to the side and makes a mildly surprised expression with a cute subtle smile.

VIVI final fantasy 9, small wizard with a big hat.

My friend is bullying me into posting art on social media again :( so I'm posting it on basically anything that isn't rife with AI shenanigans. LOOK. VIVI From the hit video game Tekken 3. I think. Maybe.

No more jump scares.

Lily the cat stares into the camera with violence in her heart, believe or not, she jumped at my camera directly after I took the screenshot. In the background is syrin on the left, dressed with a white vest and a blue and white checked coat hanging like a cape, don't even ask about the room, I'm in a vicious cycle of packing and making more and more and more mess every time I move a single item, how you ask? I have no idea. I just keeps happening. Help.

Lily likes to see who I'm chatting with in discord. (please ignore my riot of a room, I'm packing)

Special treat of the day is 4 to 6 donuts.

Thought it would be a good idea to watch that Louis Theroux documentary about the manosphere after a long day to wind down. I just wanna throw hands now.

It is! I have no idea how I done it, I thought it was just needing its hinges replaced, I went to open it and bam. No more door.

I have a reputation to uphold.

Syrin is holding a cupboard door. It has detached from the frame. Uh oh.

I’ve been in this new place exactly 5 minutes.

Nice