Depressed and full of pizza. Though

I ended up sticking to my usual two, but you’d better believe I’m gonna fuck up an entire Domino’s stuffed crust. I’m depressed

Top 3 Dad Games of All Time
3) Street Fighter, but only if you say "Oooh you should have seen me at my prime" after you lose.
2) Forza Motorsport 3
1) "Up High, Down Low - Too Slow"

Today might just be one of those mythical three coffee days. I’ve got shit to do and I ain’t got time to wait around for my busted-ass brain to get off its ass (the cerebellum)

Choir Boy - "I'll Always Let You Down" (Official Video) YouTube video by Dais Records

Oh hell yeah, new Choir Boy single. Adam Klopp has got pipes of gold. Gotta be one of my favorite sadboy faux-80s quasi-goth indie pop bands (I am fond of this hyper-specific genre bit, but lemme tell ya, the scene is thriving) www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5t0...

unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?

We all have days like this

The Beavis & Butt-Head reboot episodes with Middle-Aged Beavis & Butt-Head is just like when the Super Mario Bros. Super Show would have Zelda episodes every Friday. It’s a fun diversion that’s probably going to be terrifying

Everyone stop making fun of Bluesky failing "because it's vibe coded". It's failing because I chewed through a power cable and all the meat on my bones blew apart like a grenade was going off, fully cooked.

This time of the year is always rough for me (trauma and grief, y’all) so I’ve been bracing for it, but oof. Difficult not to go into a state of hibernation and/or binge episodes of Beavis & Butt-Head (have been doing a lot of both)

With Bsky’s vibe coding being awesome I can post all my hot takes. In this thread, I will explain why Knuckles Chaotix is an Amiga playformer in spirit despite being made in Japan. First of all;

Did you know that union membership is a pathway to healthcare? Our Freelancing Committee has been taking steps to make it a reality and it's one of their major goals. Until the US gets universal healthcare, you deserve coverage. Studios shouldn't be able to wiggle out of a system THEY helped create.

One day when I have time and the desire, I’ll work on my dang portfolio site. I had a decent layout going last time I was dinking around with design, but that is such an exhausting part of the process for me. I am, however, a DIY dumbass and insist on doing it IY

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

its so cool that literally every job now is understaffed by 30-50%. its great because i didnt want whatever it was done well or with any care at all. but please keep raising prices anyway

Ted is saying, "Hey dude, there's no reason to get all weepy, no matter how non-triumphant times may seem."

Bill & Ted's Excellent Video Game Adventure (NES, 1991)

lmao

Buzzo, they’re going to make it illegal for you to wear your muumuus, you’ve gotta wake up

I will simply continue listening to Melvins albums without looking into King Buzzo’s politics. The High on Fire approach to enjoying a band

King Buzzo and the two other guys from Melvins whose names I can’t recall I’m sorry

Name a more iconic JRPG party. Go ahead, I’ll wait.

Nearly half of these 100 are from games that were translated into English, btw, and a full half of the top 10 entries were written by translators. Sadly, some of them, like Suikoden 2, Yakuza 0, and Metal Gear Solid 4, blanket credit translation companies instead of listing names of individuals.

All thanks to a school-related tax credit! And also making very little money with work last year ahahahaaaaa 😔

Nah nah nah, I’m actually on some bomb-ass projects right now and I feel insanely lucky! But also, once I’m done with these, WHO KNOWS MAN

Well, taxes filed. Lucky to get a decent refund again this year thanks to skool and also poverty. Hire me to do good words btw

Anyway this Melvins/Napalm Death album is off to a good start

“Tossing Coins into the Fountain of Fuck” is an incredible song title second only to “Hawk as Weapon”

I’ll wrap up the remaining achievements another time, but whew. FFVI is truly one of the greats, and I’d personally consider it the single best game in the series. IV will still forever be my favorite, OF COURSE, let’s not get too rowdy here. But VI is so close, with V not far behind. Good gaems

Was kinda hoping for a little more from the new arrangement of Dancing Mad, but again, how do you improve on perfection. The ending medley, on the other hand, literally made me tear up! Sooooo

I decided to make Cyan my dedicated imp knight + dragoon boots and dragon horn, and… damn. He was bouncing on it X-Games style and Kefka did not last very long. Anyway I beat it, perfect video game