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Posts by Maxwell Albritten

From experience, it's just going to be what you are going to make. Often times I haven't settled on what the topic of my piece when I submit the idea. When you contact them when your final piece is actually ready they will give you a form where you put all the final info including the description.

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Craft craft craft craft craft

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So, I was playing with my lands in the front row, which was the style at the time.

#magicthegathering #simpsonsshitposting #brokebrain

4 days ago 1 0 0 0
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Hi, Lae'zel! You look like you've got something to say!

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitpostin #poochie #homeplanet #laezel

6 days ago 0 0 0 0
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I thought dabbling in the black arts would be good for a chuckle! How wrong I was...

#halsin #shadowheart #zombieminthara #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting

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He's just a little guy

1 week ago 1 0 0 0
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20 gold pieces can buy many Goodberries!

#withers #astarion #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting

1 week ago 0 0 0 0
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Raphael? Who is Raphael? My name is Haarlep Incognito.

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #raphael #haarlep

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

Imagine actually thought posting

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I call the big one Halsin.

#halsin #astarion #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

3 pens aligned perpendicular to each other, and two of which were blue pens.

4 weeks ago 1 1 0 0
Battlemech looming over highway with sign

“Lgbtq rights enforced by battlemech”

Battlemech looming over highway with sign “Lgbtq rights enforced by battlemech”

We must believe in a world to create that world

1 month ago 5174 1842 50 52
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After all, negotiations make for strange bedfellows!

#gale #mintahra #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting

1 month ago 2 3 0 0

One step closer to Jihad DLC...

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What an upgrade! (This meme is still fresh...right?)
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #theemperor #calamari

1 month ago 2 1 0 0
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"Do touch Halsin." Hmm, good advice!

#minthara #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #SpaghettiMeals

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
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Why didn't your plan account for Tav being a complete maniac?

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #theemperor #shadowheart #laezel #noplan

1 month ago 0 0 0 0
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Got this super cute owlbear from @trialbystory.bsky.social as part of the Craft Exchange organized by @yalc321.bsky.social.

It's amazing and I love him! He'll be overlooking many a future DnD game and will sure bless all my rolls going forward.

2 months ago 5 0 0 0
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Aradin, you truly are the clown of clowns.

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #aradin #wyll #RakathGlitterbeard

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Orin, you nail the windows shut! I'll get the gun!
#baldursgate3 #bg3 #simpsonsshitposting #minsc #SarevokAnchev #sarevok #Sendai

2 months ago 1 1 0 0
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Fireball - The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #gale #thedarkurge #z'rell #fireball #simpsonsshitposting

2 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Souls as currency, eh?
#karlach #baldursgate3 #soulcoins #bg3 #simpsonsshitposting

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
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To waits for a Tav of less discriminating tastes.

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #theemperor #shadowheart #beergoggles

2 months ago 2 0 0 0
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By Elminster's beard, it DOES taste like grandma!

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #gale #astarion #haghair

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
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He's the Kung-Fu Bhaalspawn from Gangsta City!

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #gortash #thedarkurge #larianstudios

2 months ago 2 0 0 0
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I may have lost the lot a bit on this one.

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #halsin #kagha #simpsonsshitposting

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
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You won't be needing this! (but you'll be needing this!)

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #karlach #infernalengine #simpsonsshitposting

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
Another BG3 x Simpsons shitpost.  It is a two panel meme that reuses elements from the Simpsons when Homer misremembers how a party went while he was drunk.  In the first panel, a goblin discovers poison in his drink and says "By the Absolute, there's poison in my drink!"  In the second panel, Wyll holds aloft a vial of poison and smirkingly says "I put it there. I slipped it into you booze tub as a gag."

Another BG3 x Simpsons shitpost. It is a two panel meme that reuses elements from the Simpsons when Homer misremembers how a party went while he was drunk. In the first panel, a goblin discovers poison in his drink and says "By the Absolute, there's poison in my drink!" In the second panel, Wyll holds aloft a vial of poison and smirkingly says "I put it there. I slipped it into you booze tub as a gag."

I pronounce it to be the most whimsical shitpost of the season!

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #wyll #goblins

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
A 4 panel shitpost that blends the scene from the Simpsons where Martin plays the lute for an unimpressed Bart and the scene in BG3 where Alfira tortures a pair of squirrels with her lute playing.  It's worth a slight chuckle, at least.

A 4 panel shitpost that blends the scene from the Simpsons where Martin plays the lute for an unimpressed Bart and the scene in BG3 where Alfira tortures a pair of squirrels with her lute playing. It's worth a slight chuckle, at least.

Yes Mr. Squirrel, everything stinks.
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #alfira #lutecore #simpsonsshitposting

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
A three panel shitpost that combines a funny scene from The Simpsons and juxtaposes it against two characters from Baldur's Gate 3.  Panel 1: Astarion (in the place of local buffoon Homer Simpson) wearing a white cowboy suit and accuses Shadowheart of stopping him from following his boyhood dream of managing a tiefling lutenist.  The second panel has Shadowheart reminding him that his boyhood dream was to impale Cazador's crotch with the world's largest stake. Panel 3 is a postcard depicting Astarion holding aforementioned world's biggest stake in front of a vampire's coffin.

A three panel shitpost that combines a funny scene from The Simpsons and juxtaposes it against two characters from Baldur's Gate 3. Panel 1: Astarion (in the place of local buffoon Homer Simpson) wearing a white cowboy suit and accuses Shadowheart of stopping him from following his boyhood dream of managing a tiefling lutenist. The second panel has Shadowheart reminding him that his boyhood dream was to impale Cazador's crotch with the world's largest stake. Panel 3 is a postcard depicting Astarion holding aforementioned world's biggest stake in front of a vampire's coffin.

Take that, vile fiend!

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #astarion #shadowheart #worldsbiggeststake #alfira

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