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Stick to politics and sport….that’s why I followed you. This new stuff is painfully crass and has a whiff of “throwing 💩 at the wall and hoping something sticks.”

I actually prefer your more mature work 💁🏼‍♀️

No worries Mark, and feel free to put that on your next tshirt 🤮

This shit needs to have a # as it’s getting very f’ing tedious.

Heading out to fill up the car

The real leader of the Liberal Party is unchanged. #auspol

NSW police make Israeli president feel at home by mercilessly attacking anyone with a Palestine flag

"Luckily the police seemed more than excited to step in and get as violent as needed to make sure he doesn't feel homesick" - Premier Minns chaser.com.au/national/nsw...

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Louise Adler comparing Randa and Tony Abbott as speakers who say things others may dislike 😎
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Someone wanna check on the Australian to make sure they don't completely stroke out?

Grass roots.
My @smh cartoon.

Josh Frydenburg climbing over a pile of bodies to launch his political comeback is genuinely one of the most repulsive things I've witnessed in Australian politics. Have some shame.

As I understand today's discussion, we can stop an ISIS cell by policing the speaker list at writer's festivals and the BA syllabus at Unis. And by "stopping demonstrations." This is madness.

David Pope in Canberra Times

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Just voted 🇮🇹 😆

Loved it all. Always knew she was packing 😜🍆

I've always found it strange how the fact that 30% of Australians were born overseas doesn't seem to play much of a part in our national discourse. In the US it's only ~16%, the UK ~17%. The huge dynamics of that reality here should be kept in your thought orbit before opining about stuff

Shoutouts to Annabel Crabb and Kitchen Cabinet

I just listened to the podcast and your special news at the end. Congrats to you and your husband Shannon. I love all your Australian Survivor work. 🥰

For me, it’s Watch > Phone > HomePod. That HomePod is one nosey biatch.

#auspol

How to beat the teals? The city Liberals now have a template Tim Wilson’s winning campaign in Goldstein contains two important lessons for future campaigners.

Template seems to be; Have a well-known losing candidate campaign UNPAID for 3 years to win back the seat by the barest of margins. NB. Seat must have the 2nd biggest Liberal party membership in the State.

I can't see that being very replicable.

#auspol
www.theage.com.au/politics/fed...

If you want to know why we can't have tAx ReFoRm you've seen it this week - because any tiny group of rich people who might lose out will get every major news outlet in the country amplifying their ridiculous bleating.

Jesus Christ if it’s not wall to wall coverage of a royal cult it’s wall to wall coverage of a religious one

Newsflash…old people die

In the Australian census in 2021 just 20% of Australians identified as Catholic yet 40% identified as no religion.

But we’ll have wall to wall coverage in all sections of the media on the Pope for the next two weeks

Brilliant 🙄

But is this pile just scarves? 😜

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Cheaper medicines ! The treacherous Labor bastards ! They’ll stop at nothing, no trick too low !

There’s always room for a disaster bop in the qualifiers 😜

A woman hugging Tiffany Pollard with the caption “you’re the only bitch in the house that I ever respected.“ from the show flavor of love.

me to everyone who only uses Bluesky and deleted X

Brand New Concept:
#Sanremo, but women get voted for and get given the result they deserve, rather than just overlooked because a male option is available.