Prestige and all that don’t mean anything anymore. You win with NIL money. Haller couldn’t compete, should’ve hired a big name to manage NIL procurement and corral the Billionaires into a $20-$30 million annual football payroll. No excuse to not.

Phrasing?

*so far

Brendan, how do I share this with my nephew… he’s an athlete that gets bullied at school… I need him to read this.

a red bull race car is driving down a race track with the words `` wheels r off '' written on the bottom . ALT: a red bull race car is driving down a race track with the words `` wheels r off '' written on the bottom .

Michigan in the last 10 minutes

Because of the erection? Is that why? Because you had a 4 hour erection?

Started it before he had the ball

If I drink the antifreeze now I can throw it up if we win before it take effect.

We put people that don’t understand actual evidence and facts of a digital record are real and you can’t just shout fake news it all away.

Elect a clown, get a circus.

Oh wow, @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social did it

We know.

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

He could be a nice stretch 4 but that wasn’t needed these last two games. His game still isn’t where it needs to be to play against physical bigs…

This wouldn’t surprise me at all but the only guy who could tangle with the New Mex bugs was Zapala… Book would have been rag dolled out there.

Zapala is the only guy who can prevent Joseph from having his way

Cooper is lost

Play Zapala

Make your free throws

I will drink a gallon of bleach before watching that dicks commercial again.

So just throw your head into dudes elbows.

5 minute major?

30?

Respectfully, fuck off. It’s great. You’re just using it wrong.

Same Zak, Same.

a group of people sitting at a table with the words now go get your shine box written on the bottom ALT: a group of people sitting at a table with the words now go get your shine box written on the bottom

Tre Holloman to literally anyone, anytime

a man with a beard and mustache is asking if he has any idea ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is asking if he has any idea

Entire Michigan athletic department talking to those two clowns…

Who messes with a senior celebration? Like wtf.

But it’s cool, we have long memories.

Bottom of the barrel is where they live. Absolute bottom feeder culture

Well when the shoe fits.