MICHAEL is a truly insane biopic. Like, "Gee looks like he was really into toys and zoo animals and Peter Pan, and connected well with children. Anyway, let's not stick around for that Shaquille O'Neal-sized shoe to drop..." Such a bizarre, sinister undertaking.

You'd have to hate yourself so much to still be eating this garbage in 2026. Hey piggies, you remember that character we wrote out 10 movies ago? Well somehow he returned. Slurp that up, piggies.

Bomb bloopers on the set of 1995's 'Die Hard with a Vengeance'.

Art by Dave Dorman for Star Wars Crimson Empire (Dark Horse, 1998)

Genuinely the funniest needle drop I’ve ever seen in a movie

Endearingly janky KTMA era Crow T Robot

Smoking that shit that makes you feel like KTMA era Crow.

Thats crazy how its always a handful of dems that always just barely get these bills to not pass, also its always guys who are not in worry of reelection anytime soon. So fucking weird how that is.

rightwingers minds are amazing

UNIVERSAL SOLDIER (Emmerich, 1992)

It’s kind of weird thinking of him doing anything. Even posting. i just can’t picture him on a phone moving his thumbs do anything.

YouTube thumbnail of an AI-generated Johnny Carson pointing his finger into a guest's face and angrily screaming (captioned) "GET TE HELL OUT"

Same as before, different AI-generated Johnny

Poorly AI-generated Johnny, still angry, next to an AI-generated Ed McMahon, caption: "GET THE F**K OUT NOW!"

Sad AI-generated Johnny: "HE WAS DISGUSTING"

Big market on YouTube for angry AI-generated Johnny Carson

“Well, think about Scream 6. You knew the bad guy had to be Dylan McDermott.” - My wife, while watching the new Scream.

“…you mean Dermot Mulroney.” - Me, delightfully realizing she just did the Derbal McDillet SNL sketch but in real life.

A photo from behind the scenes on filming Revenge of the Sith. Against a bluescreen backdrop, George Lucas snarls and raises his hands to the sky, as Ian McDiarmid in full costume as Palpatine, does similarly in the background.

can't believe we're really getting the taxation of trade routes being in dispute *and* a blockade of deadly battleships

CODE OF SILENCE (Davis, 1985)

FEMALE PRISONER SCORPION: JAILHOUSE 41 (Ito, 1972)

Nestor Carbonell is such a "made up for a G.I. Joe filecard" name.

TSA lines are so out of control that travelers are hiring line sitters Airports are not encouraging the solution, but it isn’t stopping some entrepreneurs.

what stage of capitalism is this?

(gift link) wapo.st/4rYan7y

Diarrhea from my asshole opens up a new way to restore classic movies. Should we take it?

Is this good?

Southland Tales is the only movie stupid enough to actually be prophetic about 2026

Angel HYPER Loggia Collection 2

SINNERS (Coogler, 2025)

David Zaslav to Get $551.5 Million in Cash, Equity and Benefits From Paramount Merger Payout The executive is also eligible to receive a tax reimbursement, though the actual amount will depend on when the deal closes

No comment I can make that won’t get me banned www.thewrap.com/industry-new...

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