You fucking son of a bitch. You piece of shit, you bring shame on your father's name. You're going to burn in hell.

Political implications aside, the allegations against Swalwell are horrific and the response from his legal counsel is disgusting

And why in God's name do you think you're the only ones we're pissed off at? Jesus. You're the ones bragging about how you were in the know so you're getting called out. When the people in power who knew get named I'll call them out too.

I am really, really over men today.

And after all of this, if your anger is most reserved for the journalists who couldn't break the story and the staffers in the rumor mill as opposed to literally anyone with any power whatsoever, you have lost the fucking plot in a tremendous way.

By your own account you were a senior staffer, & you're a guy. You had a fuckton LESS to lose than the women who've come foward.

Btw you could have continued to keep quiet but decided to brag about how you knew. Kinda backfired on you l guess.

Just covering yourself in glory today.

Man this ain't it

Now that they’re safe on the ground we.. ocean, I can make a joke

OMG ARTEMIS IS IN TROUBLE WE’RE GETTING REPORTS OF A GIANT CAT BATTING THEM OUT OF THE SKY OH THE HUMANITY

I know it's nuts!!

This is very weird thing to admit. It almost sounds like you're bragging.

Oh my god

Grey and white tabby cat looking away from camera and toward throw pillow with a picture of a bunny on it

Bunny looking at a bunny
#caturday

So do we, buddy. So do we. 😔

I am continually embarrassed that no matter how hard I try to figure it out I cannot for the life of me figure out how to hang up my goddamn cell phone if I'm on a long call and having to look at other apps to check my calendar, look at my camera roll, etc. What the fuck. I'm old but not that old.

He was a kid full of love & sweetness in addition to that boundless energy, & most of his sped teachers saw that, thank god.

Some of the non-sped teachers he had over the years made their dislike of him very clear to me, which pissed me the fuck off. He could not help his behavior. He has a fucking brain injury. Somebody did this to him & he's been paying the price for 25 years.

My son's ADHD is insanely severe & as a kid he would literally crawl around the classroom, picking at other kids, even when medicated. At times he was so disruptive aides just took him out of class & walked the halls with him. Hard to get an education when you're roaming the halls every day.

Ginger tabby cat curled up on my bed, half asleep but still looking at the camera. Bunny pillow in the background

Yes i know I'm a cutie pie you dont have to say it 25 times

what's a cutie pie
#caturday

Ginger tabby cat lying on his side on my bed, eyes open, expression suggesting he's thinking "please. Just stop."

Me: who's my lil sleepy baby? Who's that lil sleepy boy? Is that my lil sleepy baby? Who's my lil sleepy baby?
Alfie: ....
Me: ......
Alfie: ....
Me: ......
Alfie: me, if you'd shut the fuck up
#caturday on a thursday

@down.blue

Me, every day for the last 6 weeks

Timeline cleanse. This is my cat. Please post a picture of your cat so we can all experience some joy.

Why did you call an Arab woman abu ghraib

Do you expect me to think it was a term of endearment

Grey tabby cat with white nose snd feet lying on his side on a green pillow, looking at me

Yeah I feel you buddy
#caturday

Hands down best platner diss ever

Love to pay double in energy bills so a leprechaun can fly to Italy to fail to chug a beer

Ginger tabby cat sleeping on his side, face covered, on top of a dark blue paisley duvet on my bed

So cozy on the new duvet
#caturday on sunday

This form of mental exercise may cut dementia risk for decades A study finds that people who did one specific form of brain training in the 1990s were less likely to be diagnosed with dementia over the next 20 years.

A study finds that people who did one specific form of brain training in the 1990s were less likely to be diagnosed with dementia over the next 20 years. n.pr/4aCuAJv

37 days in jail bc he couldn't pay a TWO MILLION DOLLAR BOND. Bc he wouldn't delete a Facebook post.

Obscene does not begin to describe this.

Ginger tabby cat curled up in a ball on a navy pillow, asleep, at the foot of my bed

Where my feet should be
#caturday