Why are girls the only ones that have tops

Like dudes we got 15 variations of "shirt" but girls just get to call anythin on the upper half a "top" that doesn't seem fair

FIRST SCHEDULE IN LIKE A MONTH WOOO

friday will either be platinum kaizo or pokemon champions depending on how much I decide to hate myself

Stumbled on a TikTok where the comments were making fun of a guy for drinking tap water are the Americans ok

I don't know wtf has happened but I'm struggling so hard to just sit down and make my videos recently

I feel like I can't sit down and work for more than 10 minutes before I start twirling my chair or getting up to pace or just getting lost in a daydream I need help

I think countless aita threads and relationship tiktoks have poisoned my standards cause why do I get unreasonably giddy any time I see a couple acting like they don't deeply hate one another

Man date of heaven? Ok liberal

So uh, Easter dinner turned into visiting parents new house

Which turned into drinks with my very responsible sisters

Which uh, somehow warped time and space to me waking up just now still at my parents 😅

...news tomorrow?

you ever been so annoyed at someone that you kinda wish you were immortal just so you could blow your shit of smooth in front of them to make a point

multiplayer stardew valley but you're on different farms competing to out capitalist each other until you drive the price of crops down below the price of seeds so you unionize against pierre and cherry bomb his store and form a polycule

I wonder what the average time for a dish to become "dirty" is for most people

like if you just finished a bowl of egg on rice, you could get a refill no problem in the same bowl

but two hours later? you better clean that shit

there's gotta be a cutoff somewhere

I want a streamer that has autofill emotes for every word in the english language so that chat just constantly looks like some fucked up post tower of babel world

people gotta realize that whatever pokemon game you played first probably got cemented in your mind as what a "pokemon game" is and newer/older games just seem bad just cause they're different from what you associate pokemon with

with the sole exception of gen 2 of course

bro chuck norris' death was announced 7 minutes ago how the fuck is he already a "was" on wikipedia

more surprise hospital appointments for more tests

and after every test I have another meeting with some new nerd that wants to talk to me about the test I literally just had

is this what being in one of those corporate jobs with 50 meetings a day feels like cause I'm not a fan

a very productive day of hearing the loud machine of stimulation torment make screams of agony while being instructed on how to breathe

pre warning for tomorrow that I've got an mri at like 8am and a few other hospital thingies going on, so news may be delayed

I'm hoping I'll be back and not knackered but just in case I'm pregaming the disappointment

(I got so many appointments this month it's so cringe)

Stark and fern: fighting for their damn life against some new overpowered demon bullshit every episode

Frieren:

sorry I can't come I'm busy today

americans making up drama: imagine a nothing burger

not streaming on womens day to leave room for more womans voices and not because my head hort #feminism

the existence of "yuri" and "yaoi" implies the existence of some weird third thing where men and women kiss each other

this migraine is still kicking the shit outta me bois, short and stream might be late/tomorrow depending on how much pain meds help

wish me luck guys

bros think they're part of the team or something

just did renegade platinums e4 + cynthia deathless in a hardcore nuzlocke and have come to the very surprising conclusion that manaphy is absolutely disgusting and I will be banning it in all of my future runs lmfao

(garchomp and gengar literally never got to battle I feel bad)

woke up with the worst migraine and had to stumble my way to the shop in the middle of the night for pain meds

made me feel like john wick after getting shot that one time, pretty metal

also oof ouchie ow my head

I think yesterdays streams sore throat from "talking too much" had slightly worse intentions than we thought

This shit is scratchy as hell dude, I'm gonna take today's stream off and drink some honey or something

I'm meant to stream mewgenics today but fucking up my black nuzlocke the other day has made me desperate to just run that shit back

whoever gave lenora's stupid fucking rat retaliate count your days

forgot to post my schedule for a month teehee whopsie :3

we're running back the pokemon black nuzlocke, chat will become pokemon and they WILL die I promise

also idk what we're doin on friday its gonna be vibes based I guess

TikTok's too far gone burn the whole platform down wtf is this

dude one piece gets so fucking dark sometimes but it never feels like it cause there's always some blorbo mc'chucklefuck in the corner having a nosebleed over nami's tits or something