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Posts by Dan Ewen

A little disconcerting that Madonna and Björk are at the same location right now, as foretold in Revelations 13:9.

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No one knew what to believe once Rob Base became internationally known.

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Horrible to watch so many friends and family members slip into a cult, divorced from reality and cut off from everyone they knew and loved before. But enough about youth soccer.

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MUSIC WORLD SHOCKER: Oxford study reveals Queen had more time for losers than previously indicated. "Even during their time as champions, the band could've granted losers ninety minutes or so per week," asserts Dr. Reginald Phipps.

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"I'm drowning." (Reaches out hand)

PHIL COLLINS: ...

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What's so hard to understand, y'all? You bomb Iran and then the son of God comes back. It's science.

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Have you been injured at work? Injured on your way to work? Injured while looking for work? We'll fight for you!

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Surreal and replenishing night at the @glaad.bsky.social Awards. "Clean Slate" was a dream that somehow slugged its way into the world. So grateful for everyone who helped make it a reality. Love has to win.

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Whenever you make a plan with someone, to do anything at all, be sure to add "And NO cops!" just to sprinkle a little excitement in there.

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the former host of celebrity apprentice and the former host of fox & friends weekend are launching bombs and destabilizing the world for generations all because voters decided their biggest issue was a trans kid playing jv tennis with their friends 4 states over

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Need a break from the doom scroll? Y'all are still just a couple of clicks away from the joy, laughter, and unconditional love of "Clean Slate" and whatnot.

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We'll remember who led this shit. We'll remember who cheered for this shit. We'll remember who expressed concern but went along with this shit. And we'll remember who twiddled their thumbs during this shit.

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This ain't Yemen,
Free Don Lemon.

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BREAKING: Canadian Prime Minister no longer welcome in Christmas Adventurers Club.

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My ass is old enough to remember when a President sending masked armies into American cities while saying "sometimes you need a dictator" would've been the end of it and whatnot.

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Phew. I was very understanding about the whole thing.

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I'm self-employed and about to walk out on myself. I hope I'll understand.

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One of the best ways to honor Dr. King is to not be a fucking white nationalist.

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No education required. Mininum 18 months playing first person shooter games in yo' ugly-ass momma's basement. Must have no marketabe skills and possess a strong hatred of folks different from you and whatnot.

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Humbled and honored to see "Clean Slate" nominated for a @glaad.bsky.social Media Award. Thank you a thousand times over.

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I stopped counting at 100 friends who lost so much of what they'd built in the fires. Still hard to fathom, if you haven't visited the aftermath in person, simultaneously sorrowful, but also heartened by the echo of reconstruction. Sending love to those whose lives were forever changed.

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Happy Michael Stipe's Birthday to those who observe.

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Amazing night in Good Hope, Georgia, greeting the Walk for Peace. #WalkForPeace

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I love this recap!

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I love this recap!

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May all your synes be auld in 2026.

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Shout out to Marie Claire. If y'all wanna start 2026 with love and laughter, feel free to watch "Clean Slate". We got healthy servings of both waiting for ya and whatnot.

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Having a normal Christmas morning

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So blessed to have my mother's own words to help me navigate this
"tilt". I will try to find that laughter. Thank you and miss you, Mamacita.

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