Anyone know how to tell your Oura ring that you just have an 15.90 yo dog with nighttime anxiety laps and to stop fretting?

Remember that she also trains in like -37 degrees brutal Minnesota or Michigan (can’t remember) winters. She’s immune to most things 😆

Honestly if you are running Boston, you better know who Des Linden is and know she’s what the hype is about. They have tonsssss of people just beyond the scaffolding. We have a family friend who is one of the top three people in charge of the BM-That’s his FT job!

Oh yeah I agree.

Gurl I am shook over that. She ran that shit like an ultra victory lap zig zagging to high five fans and BAM. 30th. Wtf she is a superhero.

Des ran Boston like a 26.2 mile victory lap after a 168 mile desert super marathon and still came in 30th place. That’s pure Queen shit right there.

Or just female band directors.

The runners of the Boston Marathon have literally the absolute best weather to run in. I’m so jealous!

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Last week of class THANK GOD…

I’m literally making a pot roast all for myself because my body is craving salt and protein. Also to celebrate the last week of class and the longest, craziest year. And I want my house to smell like a warm hug.

If we taxed billionaires, every public school could have the updates and fancy lab space. Those hoarders won't give it willingly, though, because charter schools and vouchers are just another way for them to siphon OUR money into THEIR bank accounts. Enshittification of education for their profit.

Still waiting for these MAGA Christian Nationalists to all realize what an absolute piece of shit this president is when he attacks a religious leader like the Pope. Cheers to the Irish priest who said what many are thinking out loud.

We are paying $4 a gallon yet there’s a fucking air show in Lakeland ALL WEEK LONG.

Saturday snugz.

I’ve been a professor for 32 years. My 25-year old daughter just just started her career as a physician’s assistant and her salary is the same as mine:

And this is what big tech and government wants to replace teachers with. You know how much shit is on the floor of a first grade classroom?!

This is hands down the coolest way to remember the year. This belongs on @cbssundaymorning.bsky.social in December. Like the end of segment sun with this in the center.

Oh look someone is tired from pacing for 1.5 hours at 3am and again at 6am. It’s going to be a long, exhausting day for his human.

Welp today’s news again is full of men in power who are sore losers. Looks like it will be a Netflix weekend again.

6 days left of class and out come all the students who are missing assignments. For the first time ever, my answer is no. I cannot have you hand in every missing assignment when I have 17+ hours of classes worth of finals and projects to grade. I gave so. Many. Reminders. And chances throughout. 😩

He won’t move so I set up his couch nest on top of him.

Yes. All this.

Current state of unhinged comments while grading the last two weeks of the semester.

Dear Students, if a spaceship can return to earth EXACTLY ON TIME from traveling further than any man ever, your ass can get to class on time. Read the syllabus.

I’m about to move very close to Marolago so lemme know if you need Southern coverage next year.

Tomorrow I have 50 entries. I will be speaking a combo of Dutch, Portuguese and German by the end of the day.

I also used the word gooder twenty three students and four hours into the evening…it’s the end of the school year and I’m fried.

Celebrating the last adjudication of the school year. Love me some MS solo and ensemble! Especially when there are no tears and everyone cheers!

Feels like a trial run.