Y’know, that’s not bad. Not bad at all.

*note to self - brake cables… 😎🔪🔪

@draythomas.bsky.social I definitely have not rigged up a claymore to your toilet today.. 😎💣💥

Take This Heart, by Brian Lambert 2 track album

What goes “Please, No…. THUD!”??

Some fool getting thrown hella far off a roof if they don’t buy the new @brianlambert.bsky.social release for Bandcamp Friday… 😎🔪🔪

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I plough my own furrow

Yes! Why the hell else would I be breaking into @draythomas.bsky.social’s crawlspace night after night?

I like to watch him sleep while sharpening my favorite knife (Mr Stabby) 😎😍🔪

I ain’t wearing’ pants till New Year! 😎🍆🔥

#YuleLog

Coz it got knocked off the sidewalk by some dude in a SWEET Pacer with places to be!

Chain jockey 0 - Yer Boy 1!

😎🚲❌

Or Dave “fat legs” Martin when his porch spontaneously combusted*!

* maybe next time you’ll pay yo Mah Jong debts promptly Dave.. 😎🔨🔥

Gonna start getting in on the Chemtrail industry. Got me a line on a cheap crop-duster and a couple a buckets of MDMA 😎✈️🌈

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I’ll drop it on yer desk when I’m done in your crawlspace 😎🔪🔪

Working on one based on a favorite family tradition.

Working title: “Hey kids let’s grease up grandma, she’s gonna fight that hog”.. 😎👵🐷🥊

Helluva automobile. Good trunk space for… items… 😎🚗🔥🔥🔥🔥

In a goddamn SWEET Pacer! 😎🚗🔥

He heh. Damn right! Daddy’s home 😎🔪🔪

I got my own vibe. 😎🔪🔪

Don’t you sass me boy!