I want to try having a personality again. Tomorrow.

🫳🏼🌱🍃

The f*k is up with 𝙮𝙤𝙪, Doc?

Another day

if you are still paying Zuck monthly for a blue check explain why please

Fragile Masculinity is so hot rn

[PRO-TIP]: Don’t sneeze while holding an open mug of hot coffee ☕️

Not this

honestly, probably

Bluesky’s entire vibe summed up in 1 image:

social media's not doing it for me anymore

Suddenly feeling a lot more motivated to use Bluesky over Threads – wonder why

Mark Zuckerberg post: "Simplify our content policies and remove restrictions on topics like immigration and gender that are out of touch with mainstream discourse."

I, for one, applaud Meta's courageous decision to...

*checks notes*

...allow bigotry as long as there are enough bigots to make the bigotry "mainstream".

costco: one free sample per person, don't be greedy

me:

Screen grab of the Shining where Shelley Duvall is screaming with the axe is in the door. Over Jack Nicholson’s face is that porn bot’s face that’s all over bsky rn. The tag says “click account for my free onlyfans”

We’re all Shelley Duvall

#PokéGays, please report to my office

the font feels like she’s about to drop a duet with Nosferatu

Fashion influencers keep getting those super tiny treadmills to model on & I’m living for it

How is every movie the #1 movie in the world?

Wishing all of #SantaCon a Happy Hangover! 🛌

a picture of a white cat with the words light imma head out written below it ALT: a picture of a white cat with the words light imma head out written below it

cursed

Me leaving the dentist’s office wondering:

Stanning pop girlies as an adult gay-man feels like:

Marvel Rivals this, Marvel Rivals that, wake me up when Nicktoons Unite again.

Whaaa-

the vibe I’m bringing to work this week

ok Wicked really did live up to the hype

Hahaha you have it all wrong, couz:

Twitter - for never visiting again
Threads - brands talking to other brands
Bluesky - human debauchery