Mexican officials said the car skidded off the road, fell down a ravine and exploded.

granted this was a while ago these days maybe they just execute you idk

the good news is youre tom hanks the bad news is youre terminal tom hanks

ive missed a couple flights its not that bad they just put you on the next flight, assuming there is a next flight and its not full otherwise you might have to live at the airport forever

Screenshot of an X post from @clashreport: Trump posted a video of Frank Sinatra performing “My Way”. “And now, the end is near / And so I face the final curtain… 
Regrets, I’ve had a few / But then again, too few to mention… 
I did it my way.”

I do AV work for a funeral home and this is one of the most common song choices. It seems to be one of those songs that elderly boomers and silent generation folks turn to as they’re thinking about death.

dang, the tech guys are so smart, they invented the spiritual opposite of a Smoke Break

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Achewood ass ad

he starts bitching about hasan in the next post, totally unserious

brave pundit takes stand against streamer thank you for your service sir

from the article

A picture of a mid-April dinner on the USS Abraham Lincoln, shared by a service member with his family, was similarly unappetizing – a small handful of boiled carrots, a dry meat patty and a gray slab of processed meat.

hearing that blueskys dev team have taken up seasteading

it could be, who knows

its supported by the facts such as they both loved weed

obviously wu tang were the beatles of the 90s theres 10 of them just like the beatles both of them had enigmatic drummers named ol dirty bastard

treat yourself

it just lifts my heart to feel heard. thanks, ICE lawyer. 💜

"a creative" guy whos had a very fortunate career as an artist willingly identifies with ad industry jargon, sad stuff man

I think @ytpjason.bsky.social has this one right.

hell yeah brother

the simple answer is will stancil and that finance bro everyones been yelling at are not economists and do not have statistical knowledge theyre just guys with shitty politics

one guy a has a chart showing housing costs doubling, the other has one showing income increasing 10%, they have an argument

cmon trudeau is a hunk and ryan is a dork

justin trudeau and katy perry on a date at bieberchella

They are signaling that they are evil

inbabylontheywept on tumblr: "i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security quard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am."

trying to get out in front of america cutting israel off altogether huh