it’s more of “astral projection” than “hallucination”

we should trade it to get more vaquitas

the government is hiding this from you

really makes you think

Henry Kissinger is going to outlive Twitter lol

a shame there aren’t as many posts I can reply to with “are you fucking stupid?” on here

i’m going to start posting early 2000s lolcats and become the most universally reviled account on here 💖

Hey y’all! I’m trying to connect with Disinfo researchers on here, so if y’all know of any on bluesky that I’m not yet following, then please let me know!

i learned some things about hedgehogs last night

M&Ms have been woke ever since they dropped the bit where the blue one is a divorced sex tourist

I should purchase a smoothie at the smoothie shop

this checks out

i love the Tennessee elves I hope they’re real. that being said the actual anthropological and archeological studies about the graves that are supposedly elf graves are really cool!

the kids learn about the Tennessee forest elves after their carnivore diet breakfast, but before we debunk “gravity”

i need to bring my “posting things from silly cryptid websites” energy to bluesky, anyways here’s a screenshot about ostensibly Confederate forest elves in the Civil War

oh this is a good one

Get Laura Loomer on here

weird of him to say this now—it’s fairly late to be just adopting this line. wonder what his pivot will be

If you’re a member of Congress and your friends aren’t discussing

~Laundering Cash
~Wire Fraud
~Stealing Public Funds
~Making False Statements

it’s time to find a new circle.

Your network is your net worth 👑 Keep grinding. They hate George Santos because they are HUNGRY💸📈😤💪

it’s never too early in the morning to do some light online shopping

that brand is so fun

and, to paraphrase @gamergirlrights.bsky.social, they’re watching you reading them and learning from the response

As was reported by my friend Alex Kaplan on Twitter Elon Musk is subscribing to QAnon influencer Kanekoa. Musk has engaged several times with Kanekoa and amplified the QAnon influencers content as well.

we all must pay our taxes

mysterious 👀

what is this thing