I got a poorly zoomed photo that I'm not in, though, so does that make me honorary gen y?
Posts by "Weird Al" Jazeera
wait wtf we beat Tennessee??? shit i've been watching too much synergy, gotta lock in before acc tourney
beating up on the ACC >>>
Why my smut is political: an essay rejected by @literotica.com
rambling.chantrix.org/why-i-write-...
The idea that a content platform could be "apolitical" is laughable. Literotica should understand that it's taking a political stance, and that political stance is bad.
My favorite line was: "Who is Kneepkens going to guard? Just pray. Pray they miss."
"At least Nico Harrison made the finals once"
- @huntercruse.bsky.social on Pagliocca
"... which is why we looked for players with projectible rotational athleticism, feel for spin, and two-way guys that only recently starting playing"
the middy and creation is solid for a 2-guard and she's v good defending on and off the ball. to be a pro, you're betting 1. better offensive context β easier 3s and fewer off the dribble, and she's good at the former, so the 3p% will look better, and 2. can you teach her to do more at the rim?
Austin is staying! they matched the offer sheet
I legitimately have no idea what they're doing as an overall strategy
I think with those names it's a great deal β Marta isn't a pro to me and I don't think there's going to be real names that deep into the 2028 draft
lol
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T FIRE YOUR GM RIGHT BEFORE THE DRAFT
"no she's too good we need to suck MORE"
maybe you shouldn't fire your GM right before the draft
also VB and Sara Okeke but
GS and USC rosters both being set up the same is funny. project 6', wings only
we hate life and outselves we canβt draft
"is it Gabriela Jaquez? it is?! *sigh* why even draft?"
- @huntercruse.bsky.social draft livestream lmao
Talisa Rhea generational luck arc
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we'll see how she fits with Kara's *heavy* emphasis on team defense but offensively there's more promise than Ash for sure
I don't want to alarm anyone, but currently the Valkyries are literally just three dykes in a violet trench coat. We're unstoppable!
looked *very* promising as a jump shooter this year
well that's nice, I suppose
being a difficult coworker apparently not great for career prospects
when you can upgrade your sabally you gotta do it
(my impression of Sky to the Sky for two years is no one else wanted her at whatever salary they offered)