Just sitting outside should be enough reminder that humans have not evolved for many years! The number is big and I don’t want to scare you :(

I was cleaning out my pantry and saw how much oregano I have like, why?”

Explaining to a gen alpha child what a “mechanical pencil” is and laughing lol

Do you think the birds know what’s going on?

I’d like to thank the academy and the algorithm

Doom scrolled, brain rot and, baptize (autocorrected nap time)

a pink bunny wearing sunglasses is holding a drum with the words `` still going '' written on it . Alt: a pink bunny wearing sunglasses is holding a drum with the words `` still going '' written on it .

Cory Booker

Because I didn’t know March 31st existed #parksandrec

I forgot to update the world on my tummy ache today 😣

At some point in your life, stretching is going to go from optional to mandatory. Gone ahead and start right now

this is the REALITY of "blowing up" on YouTube….. YouTube video by tahliaisnotcool

youtu.be/NA_S4ZUnZVU?... my background noise choice of today to write some essays

Backrooms pool room updates

Pre invests treat / princess treatment

I think the actual secret to pulling this off is the kind of bravado that only comes from a lifetime of wealth and privilege. We're gonna need a rich guy unfortunately

There is a commercial telling people not to harass college students when they loss a bet on the game. Like what is happening?

You’re good you’re good you’re good

Early episodes of SpongeBob heal my soul #theflyingdutchman

Marco Rubio just made the argument, bold faced, not a mistake an intentional statement, that at any time the US can revoke your visa and then you are instantly here illegally and they can arrest you, deport you, torture you, all without any due process.

That means the United States is simply unsafe

3:33

The appeal of going on live is that you are one sided FaceTime call and text

I’m bleed out of my body right now you should be nice to me!

Same wavelength ♾️

But here I am…still getting dizzy

Hydration shouldn’t be a problem since I seem to find a water source in every room 🙏🏽

Woke up out a bed, turned my swag on took the time to thank God and say a prayer

A period cramp is equal to a contraction of 1cm. 🙃 THAT for a min of 5 days 🙃

Scrolled until I realized I should go touch grass again ❤️‍🩹

Do not listen to bullies. U.S. military planes arrived in Greenland at a U.S. military base — bc the PM REFUSED to meet them. Delegation includes Congressman Mike Waltz, who plan to make the islanders “an offer they can’t refuse.”

HOW is this not an act of war?!

This is how they annexed Hawaii.