Somewhere out there there's a parallel universe where Disney kept paper fastpasses and in that universe, subsequentially there is a Jaalin who was able to do a money spread with said fastpasses and l'm ngl l'm mad envious of that version of me.

Hey I'm not mad at keeping shade

Word is bond a park like Magic Kingdom should have a playground in every single land. I don't think it has to be like camp Jurassic level cuz I don't know if kids go into those caves often. But at least like what they have over DAK

Honestly I'd take that over the little tiny c ticket they have going on. Grizzly Peak has one it would be nice to have a similar one to that. It's nice.

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There are exactly three of these bottles left-- last chance to fill 'er up!

What I don't get is what's the point of keeping that boating dock there? I guess it is a covered seating area where you can just have people post up and eat food at across from the market. But of all things I'm surprised that stayed.

Nah cuz let's keep it a band My boy Dusty going to be there? Is my boy Dusty Crophopper finna be there?? Cuz if we doing this that's really do this man, if we doing this let's really do it. If Dusty ain't there yeah boy don't want it.

Naw naw naw fuck the river discourse can we talk about how Piston Peak isn't from the cars movies but from the Planes movies. This shit is so hilariously disrespectful. Disneyland gets the iconic Radiator springs and they gave WDW the Planes location. That's diabolically hilarious

A year ago I would agree with you but your boy trying to get hired and I got to do a little bit of soft shoe for them to get in so then I can cut up an act a fool

All right me too. But we got to keep it down or else the other mediocre white men are going to hunt us down.

I'm kiddin I'm kiddin I'm kiddin come on come on. Doogie howser knows I love him. Come on this is what it's all about this is hip hop

You kno I didn't want to be a hater but I'm half a drink into the Luna bar I'm going to keep it a band with y'all about 30% of the reason I don't want to watch the live stream is cause of Patrick Dougal. If I wanted to hear an annoying twink talk about theme parks I would just tune into Mickey views

Giveaways they giving out stuff for free What they giving out

I keep flipping in and out and this just nothing super interesting to me and a part of me feels like I should give it a chance and not be a hater but it's just so boring. To the point I have scounded down to Luna bar

Those watching the live stream is it worth watching or can I skip most of it til the end with the fireworks

One thing that irks me with the Abu Dhabi discourse is lots of y'all engage in tiki culture and some even go to Aulani in Hawaii. Both things are seen as egregious in terms of exploitation of a colonized nation. I'm not saying you can't be mad at this park just keep the same energy all around

Just do a quick Google on its history it's exploitation all of that

Jokes aside I probably will never go to the Abu Dhabi Disney park for the same reason I'm probably never gonna go to Hawaii let alone Aulani. I find it morally dubious to visit such places given and until something changes I'm good missing out.

Y'all think soon as the deal was signed Iger and D'Amaro blasted "Arab Money" by Busta Rhymes in the limo on the way back to their hotel.

Aye yo screw IAAPA. Who tryna go to Popeye's Con???

Hey hey hey hey hey hey I will say I am a fan of wild Arctic and 90% of that love comes from it having a completely well done and immersive yet completely unearned post show that blew my mind as a kid.

Well to be fair if this is just a reboot of Wild Arctic then this is truly living up to the previous attraction's standard😅

One thing that's really funny about both monsters and ministry of magic is that in both rides you can pinpoint exactly where they ran outta money. Especially with Ministry. 😂

Hey @schiff.senate.gov & @padilla.senate.gov — this is in your jurisdiction.

Round 3

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A lovely MIB fan tribute posted yesterday by @storybookamusement.bsky.social 👾💚

I've already been twice I ain't fooling up with this line. I'ma just hang back and pick the scraps.