guess I'm not alone
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I never thought Israeli security sources could make me laugh, but here we are

Incredible resource here 💜

Don't forget he went to a WH screening of the Melania movie mere hours after Alex Pretti was murdered

Now when I see a headline or post that begins with "Trump: " I just keep scrolling because his words are meaningless mouth noises etched on flash paper. A minute later...poof, up in smoke! 👐 like they were never uttered.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

NEW: Astronaut Reid Wiseman shares a video of ‘Earthset’ that was taken with his iPhone

“This is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye…” Wiseman said.

This has to be the greatest iPhone video of all time.

US Opens Fire, Disables & Seizes an Iranian Ship Attempting to Break the Blockade | 19 April 2026 YouTube video by What's Going on With Shipping?

I only know any of this because of Sal:

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Ok now what? They need to get it to a port with a crane to offload those containers for inspection, and the nearest US military tug vessel is apparently in Singapore. But hey, super cool shots of Marines rappelling! 🔥👊

Anecdotally, oftentimes cars and bodies get better on their own

The least it could do is deliver a pizza while it's at it

I Found It: The Best Free Restaurant Bread in America Thirteen thousand miles. Infinite contenders. One beautiful loaf.

Next time people ask, "What's the best thing you've read lately?" I'll show them this. Hilarious, insightful, and surprisingly poignant:

www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

She'll remember this forever.

(because he'll never let her forget it)

Hegseth was calling the US blockade "Operation Economic Fury" a few days ago

Reminder that the Iranians are also posturing, hoping that threats generate leverage or at least demonstrate resolve, and wanting a display of toughness for elements of their domestic audience.

If it’s Sunday it’s market manipulation day

My God how do you not score there Havertz #MCIARS

Actually more furious than a 1000-yard stare but still a good gif:
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Pep slumped in his seat drinking water with a thousand-yard stare after that Arsenal goal is a ready-made gif #MCIARS

I hate that Arsenal are all that stand between us and the most boring thing possible.

And after those rollercoasters, we have the "biggest match in a generation," according to NBC. I hate Arsenal less, so 'mon the Gunners! #MCIARS

McGinn was the big difference maker today. Eating Le Feé’s lunch the whole match, then the moment he’s gone we score two, Le Feé leaving his sub flat-footed. If he brings that brilliance to the WC, Scotland may just make it out of the group stage 🤞

Not quite “til the end” this time but what a game #AVLSUN #SAFC In other news, sad for Everton. Football is a cruel, cruel mistress.

Barely started posting HUUUUUUUME when Isidor scored. Brand-new game, baby! #AVLSUN #SAFC

Just an otherworldly challenge by Ballard to deny Watkins the hat trick. We've missed our Big Dan! #SAFC #AVLSUN

RIGGGGGGG!!!!! Ah so happy for the lad, first PL goal. Been so close so many times of late. #SAFC #AVLSUN

Windows are open and surely my neighbors wonder what all the shouting's about #TOTBHA

*exudes incandescent rage, pastes gift link*
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

I forget, how did things turn out for her?

Anne Hathaway bought the rights to a novel about a tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to actually live the life she's been selling online. The book is called Yesteryear. It came out 3 days ago. The film rights were already sold to Hathaway, who will produce and star.

Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.