Anecdotally, oftentimes cars and bodies get better on their own

The least it could do is deliver a pizza while it's at it

I Found It: The Best Free Restaurant Bread in America Thirteen thousand miles. Infinite contenders. One beautiful loaf.

Next time people ask, "What's the best thing you've read lately?" I'll show them this. Hilarious, insightful, and surprisingly poignant:

www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

She'll remember this forever.

(because he'll never let her forget it)

Hegseth was calling the US blockade "Operation Economic Fury" a few days ago

Reminder that the Iranians are also posturing, hoping that threats generate leverage or at least demonstrate resolve, and wanting a display of toughness for elements of their domestic audience.

If it’s Sunday it’s market manipulation day

My God how do you not score there Havertz #MCIARS

Actually more furious than a 1000-yard stare but still a good gif:
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Pep slumped in his seat drinking water with a thousand-yard stare after that Arsenal goal is a ready-made gif #MCIARS

I hate that Arsenal are all that stand between us and the most boring thing possible.

And after those rollercoasters, we have the "biggest match in a generation," according to NBC. I hate Arsenal less, so 'mon the Gunners! #MCIARS

McGinn was the big difference maker today. Eating Le Feé’s lunch the whole match, then the moment he’s gone we score two, Le Feé leaving his sub flat-footed. If he brings that brilliance to the WC, Scotland may just make it out of the group stage 🤞

Not quite “til the end” this time but what a game #AVLSUN #SAFC In other news, sad for Everton. Football is a cruel, cruel mistress.

Barely started posting HUUUUUUUME when Isidor scored. Brand-new game, baby! #AVLSUN #SAFC

Just an otherworldly challenge by Ballard to deny Watkins the hat trick. We've missed our Big Dan! #SAFC #AVLSUN

RIGGGGGGG!!!!! Ah so happy for the lad, first PL goal. Been so close so many times of late. #SAFC #AVLSUN

Windows are open and surely my neighbors wonder what all the shouting's about #TOTBHA

*exudes incandescent rage, pastes gift link*
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

I forget, how did things turn out for her?

Anne Hathaway bought the rights to a novel about a tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to actually live the life she's been selling online. The book is called Yesteryear. It came out 3 days ago. The film rights were already sold to Hathaway, who will produce and star.

Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.

News media outlets should make it clear that a) Iran does not speak with one voice and b) Trump does not speak with reality

When I began my second career, my mentor, Tom Fontana, explained to me that the writer, in every development meeting with a studio or director or actors, should be the worst-dressed, no-fucks-given person in the room.

"That's how they know you can write," he explained.

The DREAM.

Rümeysa Öztürk, Tufts University grad arrested by ICE agents last year, returns to Turkey - The Boston Globe The government and Öztürk’s legal team have jointly moved to dismiss her immigration proceedings.

America is losing a talented researcher today.
Rümeysa Öztürk, whose abduction by masked men prompted a search and her eventual release by ICE, has returned to Turkey. She wants to resume a career without "state-imposed violence and hostility."
www.bostonglobe.com/2026/04/17/m...

This is a really odd argument because I think at the heart of it, there is a deep misunderstanding about what writing is for. I write to communicate my thoughts and ideas, and to bring people along with me, which AI cannot do for me because it isn't me.

I'm so sorry 😞 He knew right to the end how much you loved him.

Just now when I heard the phrase "ECONOMIC FURY" I laughed so violently I woke the cat. She is deaf.

sad we never got to hear him spat out next to the Jersey turnpike like in Being John Malkovich

Yeah, I think one of the most incredible things about the pope-off is that when previous popes have done similar things, it had to go through a translation barrier, but no nuance and no shade is lost when the American pope is being bitchy [complimentary]