comics are so good, i wish people could get paid a livable wage for them

lol

any time im talking to someone and i go "yeah yeah" im mostly just doing this

This book is out TODAY

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happy second day of #lesbianvisibilityweek!

We need to stop them immediately

let me on infowars. i will be fully insane. i believe that electricity changed colors in the 2010s and that straight people are actually space monsters attempting to breed a race of gay superhumans to fight in their star wars

luckily my tax return hit this morning so I can justify getting a massage to hopefully work it out but MAN

Immediately became a grumpy asshole the second I got out of bed and really Felt it, cant bend over without shooting pain, cant sit down without shooting pain, cant stand still without moderate pain, I will simply perish instead

pinched nerve in my back i haven't known hell like this in ages

JUST BE HAPPY Suffering, Swedenborg, and the hells we choose

I wrote about the possibility that we live in hell and what it means to "choose happiness" johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/just-be-ha...

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

on my rats, tonight

“again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn’t be doing every day, why not you” — spencer hall

monday motivation

Share this with your friends who use ChatGPT to answer questions (and are fucking stupid and dumb)

I can’t believe the company that’s founded by a fascist vampire and named after an evil wizard‘s all seeing stone has some fucked up ideas about politics.

Abstract mixed media composition with large overlapping circles and multicolored angled lines and triangles, floating over a gray background.

Abstract painting with thin curving lines in white and grey, over a background of soft brushstrokes in blue, white, and orange.

Abstract painting with thin curving black lines creating looping, swirling, intermingled shapes, with parts filled in with soft white, blue, and yellow gradients, over a deep red background.

Abstract mixed media composition with large overlapping slender triangles in different colors, and some smaller squat triangles and dots along top and bottom, all floating over a sepia background.

Works by Canadian American artist Edna Taçon, 1940s, whose abstract, intuitive compositions pulled from her experience as a musician.

Palantir is a quasi-fundamentalist subversive right-wing movement with a stock symbol

like i hate this person that I become during my work week, I cant let this continue bc im just an incredibly unpleasant person to be around and id rather just alienate myself from everyone i care about bc none of them deserve to deal with this version of me

I almost went to bed at like 7:30-8 last night bc of how destroyed emotionally and mentally and physically I was from that shit but only forced myself to stay up bc I knew I had to be here 12 hours later and wanted to Attempt to enjoy my evening (even if brain said I dont deserve seeing my friends)

everyone keeps trying to tell me im doing great and that they all appreciate the work ive been doing but that doesnt change the fact that I feel like a husk of a person and the worst version of myself after being stuck on the line for 4 hours straight with no breaks whatsoever bc we were busy

today kinda continued to suck shit and make me wanna kms so I told one of my bosses as much and Something will be done about this, i dont know what but something, but its now my weekend so I dont need to give a fuck about anything here until Wednesday

if today does not improve my feelings on my current work situation then I will be discussing such with my boss and trying to figure out what the fuck i want to do next to fix this

hoping that today will be better overall bc yesterdays bad brain episode fucked me up lmao

Come on man, calling these things podcasts is such a scam to avoid paying people who would work as part of the crew for a talk show. It’s a way to squeeze out more middle class people and it sucks