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Posts by Al Stewart

I JUST did a particularly loud
fart that had the smell of a castle
I visited in Wales as a boy. What great
memories of that holiday came flooding
back to me. I wonder if any one else has
dropped an air biscuit that has taken
them on a trip down memory lane.
Steve, Spalding

I JUST did a particularly loud fart that had the smell of a castle I visited in Wales as a boy. What great memories of that holiday came flooding back to me. I wonder if any one else has dropped an air biscuit that has taken them on a trip down memory lane. Steve, Spalding

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Mini penne 

With a photo of a mall miniature penne pasta

Mini penne With a photo of a mall miniature penne pasta

*Sean Connery voice

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Lying from the White House Podium is now a family tradition.

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I never knew it could be so expensive to award a phoney peace prize to a fraudster.

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FIFA hikes World Cup prices, again. A finals ticket can now cost as much as $11,000 FIFA has raised prices for over 40 games of the World Cup in its latest sale that kicked off Wednesday, according to an NPR count. The most expensive tickets to the final now cost $10,900.

FIFA has raised prices for over 40 games of the World Cup in its latest sale that kicked off Wednesday, according to an NPR count. The most expensive tickets to the final now cost $10,900. n.pr/4tngvr2

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Who thinks Africa is shit? 😲

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Saying the quiet part out loud as the Authoritarian attempts to control the truth.

#25thAmendmentNOW

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She’s heard similar jokes over the years but not for a wee while, so it raised a chuckle. 😂

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Works well out loud.
I know their sister, I’ll see if she laughs.

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A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.

A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.

this photo leaves little to the imagination

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IPSO have published their verdict on The Daily Telegraph’s fake £345,000-a year banker couple who claimed they couldn’t afford five holidays.

The paper declined to explain to the watchdog how the article came to be published - but our reporting at the time sets it out…

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“For all we know, we could be in the middle of Keir Starmer’s finest hour”.

Starmer’s critics say he is imperiling the UK’s special relationship with the US...

But is it Donald Trump who's doing the damage?

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Four service members died today and Trump spent more time talking about his ballroom than the loss of those lives.

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Just got my tickets to Little Shop of Horrors 40th Anniversary Screening at the @princecharlescinema.com

“Bring on the meat!” 🎶🎭😀

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things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

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An empty stage next to a tour flyer saying “Mark Watson: Before it Overtakes Us”

An empty stage next to a tour flyer saying “Mark Watson: Before it Overtakes Us”

Looking forward to seeing Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social at the Radlett Centre again tonight 😂🎭

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Agree 💯 with Simon Kenny, my everyday small-price, big pleasure is freshly roasted and ground coffee made at home
#WakeUpToMoney

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Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature
Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Well worth a watch. @jamestalarico.bsky.social on @colbertlateshow.bsky.social

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Why CBS Didn't Broadcast Stephen Colbert's Interview With James Talarico
Why CBS Didn't Broadcast Stephen Colbert's Interview With James Talarico YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

FCC You! To the FCC
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Well said, Mr Wafson

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Mark Kermode reviews Melania
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Great movie review by @kermodemovie.bsky.social on @kermodeandmayo.bsky.social
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The colour scheme, for sure. But please not more more letters to add to the pride abbreviation.
I’ll never remember LGBTQIA+CC+HEntLifPhyS+G 😉🏳️‍🌈

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Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont-Spelling Bee Australia - Series 1: Episode 1 The series kicks off with comedians Urzila Carlson, Nazeem Hussain, Danielle Walker and Tom Gleeson taking on a comedy spelling challenge hosted by Guy Montgomery and Aaron Chen.

You’re smashing it Paul. I’ve seen you live three times and am looking forward to a fourth.

Keep it up 💪🏼

(Guy Montgomery quoted the same poem in his ridiculous show that’s finally been commissioned and can be found on iPlayer).

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

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I hear it’s favourite win the FIFA Oscar for best flick 🤦🏻‍♂️😉🤣

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DreamHaven Books owner Greg Ketter emerging from a cloud of tear gas that ICE agents fired into the streets of Minneapolis.

DreamHaven Books owner Greg Ketter emerging from a cloud of tear gas that ICE agents fired into the streets of Minneapolis.

Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com

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Watch: Videos refute DHS account of fatal shooting in Minneapolis Federal officials described the fatal shooting of a 37-year-old U.S. citizen by a federal agent as an act of self-defense. The video evidence that has surfaced so far contradicts that assertion.

Federal officials described the fatal shooting of a 37-year-old U.S. citizen by a federal agent as an act of self-defense. The video evidence that has surfaced so far contradicts that assertion.

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Secretary Noem has forfeited her right to lead. I’m calling on her to resign.

Gregory Bovino must also be fired.

No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.

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Not against you all, Mark. Just against him, his administration, and those who enable/defend him.

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Videos and eyewitnesses refute federal account of Minneapolis shooting Trump officials have called the victim a "domestic terrorist." State officials warn such unfounded accusations threaten the integrity of the federal investigation.

Trump officials have called the victim a "domestic terrorist." State officials warn such unfounded accusations threaten the integrity of the federal investigation.

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