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Pizza Pizza Ad: We're rolling into 4/20 with something new...
2 for $5 pizza pre-rolls.
Order now (with steam/smoke) around them.
Can you imagine an ad like this running 10 years ago in Canada? 😂
Trump was right, a great empire died last night.
A recap of #Trump's posts in the last two weeks.
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
Turns out #WW3 is being fought with AI generated Lego rap videos.
Kristi Noem's husband definitely had Goodbye Horses playing in the background during those photos he took, didn't he.
the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes
Are there any estimates on when this will be back online?
bsky.app/profile/did:...
If you shits don't IMMEDIATELY open the Strait of Hormuz - which we TOTALLY don't even need or use - then we're going to bomb the hell out of you!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
The holy trinity of deliciousness...
Don't trust #AI because sometimes it hallucinates? Listen buddy, I also hallucinate so take your pick.
Millhouse: By my Mom says I'm innocent...
"Do dragons throw up lava?"
- My 7 year old asking the tough questions.
Over 40% of global shipping by volume exists to move fossil fuels from one place to another.
A huge share of the world's maritime infrastructure has been built around a system that is going to change dramatically as renewable energy and electrification displace fossil fuels.
Looks like #AI is also being used for the opposite of home staging where you might want to show what an interior space would look like empty, without having to physically remove all the furnishings.
It works, but it also "glamorizes" things that otherwise shouldn't change like the fireplace.
I found it weird how in the movie when Dobby dies, Harry Potter is like "I want to bury him. I want to do it properly. Without magic." but then digs him this really shallow grave. It was a nice gesture, but maybe he should have used the magic.
The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold.
The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold.
fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...
🐦 + 💩
Just amazing...
/5
And what about something completely unrealistic like a barfing 💯?
It ends up barfing from the opening of each 0!
/4
When combined with a robot face 🤖 it assumes the barf would be oil like in color rather than an organic green.
/3
For now, I'll just focus on the classic barfing emote. 🤮
When combined with a face wearing a mask 😷 it knows the barf would partially seep through, but also drip below.
/2
I just found out the #Android keyboard lets you combine emojis using #ai and the results are surprisingly impressive.
🧵 /1
I was curious how "Pavement Quality Index" is measured and if it was a subjective score. I'm not sure if #NS does this but apparently "Data is collected through specialized vehicles using 3D imaging, lasers, and sensors to identify distresses like cracks, ruts, and potholes" which is interesting.
Corporate parody videos are usually pretty brutal, but #Wyze did a good job of hitting the mark with this one. #Ring
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROFb...
The drone view as they chase the super-G skiers down the hill is really impressive to watch. #Olympics #MilanoCortina2026
Scene from Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince where Ginny and Harry are standing with their quidditch uniforms showing the numbers 6 and 7.
Watching Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince with my 7 year old son when he yells "SIXXXX SEEEEEVVVEEENNN!!!" #67
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Guys, trust the puppy-killer defending the masked man who shot an unarmed woman in the face for protesting an unaccountable secret police force tasked with deporting people with decades-old marijuana convictions on behalf of an orange pedophile who lead a failed coup.
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
