Or any Bernie and Phyls in the greater tri state area

Yet again I remind everyone (as Elizabeth does in her very next tweet) that "foreigners are corrupting our pure blood with weakness & disease" is Fascism 101. Not some variant, not some metaphorically similar thing, not some echo -- the thing itself.

UFC match?

Feel like it should be a bigger story that Howard Lutnick's firm (run by his kids) created a financial product to buy up tariff refund claims at a major discount, and will now be cashing in on the higher costs passed onto consumers.

Refuse this guy one Pirogi…

Your regular reminder that cops don't actually justify their existence or enormous budgets by solving much crime.

Approximately 11% of all serious crimes result in an arrest, and about 2% end in a conviction.

And then there's this...

Winner 2026 Boston Marathon Women's Race: Sharon Lokedi of Kenya

“That’s some nice bark you got there, not to mention that wood!” — Measurer of Wood & Bark

Curious. Did they lose the “@“ too?

Finally, Infowars has a boss who knows who the fuck Roy Donk is!!

my dog hates lawn care season

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

All federal wind power R&D at the Department of Energy is $0.137 billion. So the government is paying 7x the amount it spends on all wind power R&D just for a fee to kill one wind project. Seems bad.

Trump Justice Department or the Justice for Trump Department?

The trick is to get rid of retirement! Oh wait…

If by complicated they mean transactional…

“Making others as miserable as me has not decreased my misery”

“Smugly sitting on my protest napkin while I clap like a monkey for the idiot president”

Ironically I cat really recall much at all about him other than he’s related to astronomy and he had a prosthetic nose! That little factoid has stuck with me for decades!

Tycho Brahemaxxing

Yeah but you know one time it might just not fall out. That’s what keeps people watching!

This is why we should design our streets to eliminate as much risk as possible. That means lower speeds and better visibility. Mistakes do happen, which is why we should use infrastructure to reduce the consequences of those mistakes.

You gotta read that in a David Attenborough voice

“Unsurprisingly no one wanted to be involved in a project known as Loserpalooza”

There was literally a Cellular One booth setup in our company lobby when I bought it… man times
Were different

The phone did not automatically snap open like in the movie. We were sold a bed of lies

8

The matrix had just come out and I had an IT job that I was able to crank out overtime at!

Honestly if they can, and do, and do it to drive down the highway crankin “bad boys”!? that’s an america I can live with

“Dude just sing the first verse of Hotel California the way it was written!”

And this was 1993…

Actually now that I’m saying this I will vote myself a tie with Jamiroquai