I got a bartending job in nyc everyone clap

everyone hates chilling out and enjoying a yummy snack but here my crazy ass is doing it 😂😂

Does anyone wanna pet my head for 2-3 hours while I ignore you entirely

the power northernlion has over lesbians needs to be scientifically studied...

clocking into my shift at Having Boobs and Playing Baldur's Gate

okay what the fuck is a snow squall

blue cross blue shield ceo feeling awkward as fuck right now

yay

make airpod pros stay in my ear challenge

i like to think they way i spin the pokestop has them moaning squirting and convulsing

karlach and i are having lesbian sex

me vs romancing astarion every bg3 run

Feeding my grandfather his nightly dose of mercury and lead

(hands you The Sacred Amulet) so this has a curse horrid beyond your wildest nightmares. You will face incomprehensible torture upon touching it. But I think you would look epic wearing it

john pork on my clit

my boobs are vibrating

it's crazy bc some ppl are fucking thriving on here lmao and gaining followers and interactions at an insane rate

Thanksgiving leftovers and some dry humping queen ?

Woof woof woof

Maybe elon nuking my acct for 7 days will be enough to make me fully transition here ... it just sucks bc I feel like I am struggling to make connections on bsky

If we are mutuals on twit and I haven't followed u back pls dm me or st bc idk who anyone is half the time

Hello cruel world

yahoo!!

YOU SHINE THE LIGHTS THAT STOP ME, TURN TO STONE
YOU SHINE IT WHEN IM ALONE
AND SO I TELL MYSELF THAT I'LL BE STRONG
AND DREAMING WHEN THEYRE GONE
CAUSE THEYRE CALLING CALLING CALLING CALLING ME HOME
CALLING CALLING CALLING

my head aches my belly hurts