Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.
There's just gotta be a line somewhere.
Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
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Unleashing my final attack
Today is the ideal day to check out Bigfeets on our YouTube channel. It's got a smoke wolf and everything. The fates have truly blessed us. youtu.be/PpchbhDW-N0
I wrote about the possibility that we live in hell and what it means to "choose happiness" johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/just-be-ha...
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
Trying to start an anti bullying campaign and running into an issue I didn’t expect. Can you believe there are people out there who like to get bullied by women??
people have pop culture dump stats. they simply do not spec to know anything about one entire medium like comics or movies or music or television or games whatever. if you actually put your points into [all pop culture] knowledge then you don't know how to drive or have not seen a doctor in 10 years
Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.
“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”
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First poster for ‘COYOTE VS ACME’ in HD.
In theaters on August 28.
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Look at this detailed analysis of Anthropic's leaked "100% generated by Claude" code, just pigshit awful absolutely unmaintainable garbage
For those who aren't in the loop: our collective posting about Moon Child has reached the original devs and they are really enjoying the attention it's been getting, and Metin has been posting designs and storyboards from the original game development which has been fantastic to see.
This is a fact
This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.
I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like
trying to post through it rn
In my latest for Playboy, I wrote about meat, masculinity, and "boy kibble," the trend of men eating a pack of unseasoned ground beef for dinner. I argue it's the perfect meal to illustrate the isolation and nihilism in our ultra-capitalist system www.playboy.com/read/lifesty...
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Does anyone want all of Fellowship (alongside everything I wrote for Dungeon World) for the low low price of slightly more than $18? Well now you can, its back on the bundle of holding.
Sighing heavily and mixing a can of Baja Blast Zero and a can of diet cream soda in my big water bottle
I agree that people shouldn't be negatively polarized into treating the Catholic Church as a net good in the world but if you're pretending it's not funny that the pope saying "bombing schools is bad" made our government invent Anglicanism from first principles, you're just a buzzkill
COUNT YOUR DAYS!!!!
a photograph of two stickers, one of the pokemon porygon2 waving hi from a folder and another of a gengar sitting down and smiling. the stickers are propped up against plastic blocks sitting on a stump
a photograph of the same gengar sticker now sitting next to a green plant in a flower pot
another picture of the porygon2 sticker sitting on the stump now by itself
a photograph of a plushie of the pokemon porygon2 with one of the porygon stickers sitting next to it, they're lit up by the neon lights of technology to their right
hey I got some new stickers in the mail today! They turned out great and had a fun time getting photos of them today with my camera!
consider ordering something from me today if you like what I do and want to support!
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Dr Pepper Coconut is back baby I fucking love drinking candles gimme that sicko shit
for sale: data center, never used
do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck
sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door
I have obtained the Dirty Mountain Dew (Zero Sugar). Folks I'm gonna start out by saying this is not good. It tastes like a layer of chemicals spread over a slice of vanilla cake. It is two separate experiences in the same can, much like Spiced Coke. I will be drinking the entire case
Stylized art designed to look like a scan from a late 80s or early 90s fan zine. A woman stands in the foreground in a t-shirt with a Pit Crew Trans Am logo and the text 'Trans-Twitch Super Stream! on it wearing a multicolor leotard underneath as well as long leggings and gloves. Behind her are three panels; the top panel has a blimp with 'TURBO TRANS AM' written on it, the middle panel has a man looking to the side while wearing tinted shades against a race course and ocean background, and the bottom panel has dots in it with the text 'THE FOREST THAT MAKES YOU TRANS'. To the left is 'RETRO HEART' in block letters.
A fan zine homage and fan art for the upcoming Pit Crew Trans Am! Learn more about the event: arcadep.it/transam/
#Art #DigitalArt #RetroHeartArt
